Spill Your Guts: What You Really Think About MB members

Gavin B. · 01-25-2014, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Oh that'd really suit you. wouldn't it? Return the planet to the trees. How selfish! We NEED your people to make our paper so that we can manufacture our magazines and read about our favourite celebrities! How else do you think we're going to know who's hot and who's not, and who's dumping who for who? Honestly! The self--centredness of some people!

I recently interviewed a tree and he told me all the trees in the forest fight over who's going to become a celebrity magazine after a lumberjack cuts them down. A lot of male trees want to become hard core porno books after they're cut down while lady trees want to be Vogue magazine or a romance novel.

Plankton · 01-25-2014, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gavin B.

I recently interviewed a tree and he told me all the trees in the forest fight over who's going to become a celebrity magazine after a lumberjack cuts them down. A lot of male trees want to become hard core porno books after they're cut down while lady trees want to be Vogue magazine or a romance novel.

Hmm... I thought the Maples wanted more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their plea's. Your makes more sense.

**Janszoon** · 01-25-2014, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Hmm... I thought the Maples wanted more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their plea's. Your makes more sense.

gunnels · 01-25-2014, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Hmm... I thought the Maples wanted more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their plea's. Your makes more sense.

Gavin B. · 01-25-2014, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Hmm... I thought the Maples wanted more sunlight, but the Oaks ignore their plea's. Your makes more sense.

Maples are always screaming for more sunlight. They start clacking their limbs together in an eerie dirge rhythm whenever there's a cloud cover in the forest.

Let's face the facts, people: maple trees are solar gluttons who would kill to spend a few hours basking in the sun. Oaks are basically right... "If those goddam maples want more sunlight they should go to a tanning parlor."

Willow trees don't give a sh*t about sunlight because they're too busy sucking up all the ground water while all the other trees are saying "Whadda I have to do to get a drink around this joint?"

The most horrifying event of my life was being stalked by walking tree on the Mojave Desert. My friends all thought I was on acid, until I showed them the cellphone picture I took of the angry tree chasing me.

Angry Tree:"Get in the car, Gavin B... I'm taking you for a little ride."

ladyislingering · 01-25-2014, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkyard Donner

Voluntary Human Extinction movement ftw.

Humans will never amount to the greater good; of that I'm aware and certain.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Good idea. You start.

I'm already helping to save the planet from humans by not having children.

RoxyRollah · 01-25-2014, 10:24 PM

Honestly I don't have nare a bad thing to say about any of you...
Strangely enough nobody bugs me, or has anything nasty to say to me.

My favorite posters are
The Batlord, Mojo, and Janszoon...

Paul and Dj are my boys, on the forum, and off, both have been there for me
in times when I haven't had a soul to turn to...

Hermione is has always been sweet to me...

Vanillia & Burning Down have been wonderful to me...
So Thank you MB member s those mentioned and those I didn't have the patience to list seeing as Im on my phone and not the computer. .. Thank you guys for giving me a place where I can chill with some incredibly awesome ppl....

my plugging partners as well Anticipation, WhateverDude, Deviouz, 216, Goofel and Briks,
as all worthy oppents as well as awesome ppl.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 01-25-2014, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

I've not watched a game of football in about 6 years.
I thought you knew I was a rugby guy

I know, you're fun to tease!

Grogsy · 01-25-2014, 11:34 PM

I don't know any of you yet so can't comment. Give me time though and I tell you what I really think

Anteater · 01-26-2014, 09:30 AM

I love this thread so much. It's like watching one of those really bad soap operas emerge from a text-based RPG.

01-25-2014, 11:34 PM	#3179 (permalink)
Grogsy Groupie Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Between the ocean and the mountains. Posts: 19	I don't know any of you yet so can't comment. Give me time though and I tell you what I really think