No you're wrong he threatened my life.

Dude I love you, you are easily my favorite poster to come around in a long while.

current posters i fuck wit

phantom limb
anticipation
fred hale sr
hip hop bunny hop
engine
howard the duck
thom yorke
conan
jester

these are the online personas i like reading

And I'll do it again if you don't shut yer yap

What the fuck sparky, i guess I aint shit. Im going to unread all your posts.

I feel like it so

Pedestrian- One of my very very favourite members. So smart and talented. I love that she reads a lot of books out of my read books, that makes me so chuffed that she thinks something I like is cool. She has the greatest sense of humour, maybe it's just cause it's the same as mine....haha. She works so hard on the forum and really deserves a ****ton of credit, for coming up with awesome **** like the Santa thing and Easter eggs. She's very pretty and looks so much like Maggie Gyllenhaal. I'm mostly writing this because she seems to have such low self esteem sometimes, and I think she's really awesome and should be aware of this.


Dayvan Cowboy- I get the impression that she is really neglected by her parents and that really makes me sad. I used to really be annoyed by her, and some of the stuff she does gets on my nerves but I think she's a really cool kid. Very intelligent and well spoken. I admire how she seems to be a very multifaceted girl, with a lot of talents and interests and she pursues them to the nth degree. She seems to crave admiration for this, so this is why I'm writing it :P

Above- Can be kind of an *******! But she seems to be going through a rocky time but I really like her. She seems to be sweet underneath it all, and is a gorgeous woman with beautiful eyes. She always makes me feel like she really admires me which makes me feel awesome. I'm very interested in her transitioning and hope she does well with it!

Burning Down - I love Melanie, she is such a sweetheart. She always is like, the first person to respond to me when I post and it's nice to feel like someone curr about what I have to say, and I can tell she is genuinely interested.

Vanilla- I liked you for a while but you can be so catty to the other women on this forum and I really don't like that. I think it's rather ironic you posted that Samantha Brick article, because she seems exactly like you. That's your mentality. You act friendly to me, but then you feel you have to assert your mod dick, so fuck that. You are never truly friendly with the rest of the girls here either, and the sexual comments you've made to me make me extremely uncomfortable. You were nice with the Dirty thing but you really take your power to seriously and always try to make it known to me that we're not friends and you're my superior. Nope.

GuitarBizarre- You're wrong about who my least favourite poster is. That title would be yours.


Bob- Plz adopt me Bob. You are awesome. You are like one of those awesome old scene guys that will do anything for you, but are still bad asses. Bad asses with a heart of gold. He's not even too hardcore for Harry Potter, he totally digs it. I looove that.

WWWP/Stephenie- I love her so muuuuch!!!! An awesome sense of humour and such a genuinely kind person. Never hear her say a mean thing to anyone. Cutest smile/ dimples.

Big3 - Brennan is a great guy. Sometimes I interpret his jokes toward me as being mean but he's not mean. He's very kind. I imagine his a big nerdy guy IRL but I think he's adorable.

anticipation - He always seemed like such a dick but he's a fun guy to talk to.

Rezz - Rezz is hilarious to talk to.

Rubato - Smart guy, seems really awesome

(these are getting lame...)


That's all I got for now

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I knew you couldn't hide your feelings for me Paloma. You'd live to pick me up and spirit me away on that flying machine of yours. But I'm sorry, my heart belongs to someone else. Anyone else, in fact.

I don't really do these, but I think I owe this one in return.

Paloma. Thank you. You're capable of such great kindness, and the fact that you reserve it for those you feel are deserving makes it more flattering. I don't think I've ever seen you let anyone's words affect you negatively, and I wish I had a bit more of that in me. Also, your taste in writing is beautiful and I will always take a rec from you.

I'll do one for Paloma considering I don't think i've ever included her. Honestly, I find you very charismatic and straight to the point in any conversation you take part in. As Ped said, you don't let much get to you. I also think you're one of the funniest people on this forum.

a few of the new ones:-

Salami - i find him to be quite confused when he's posting, as if he's trying to please everybody and end up pleasing nobody, also can get aimlessly lost when trying to contribute. He should just follow my advice and be himself. He has been contacting me on facebook and sounds more steady in a different setting. Also, I think it's pointless sometimes when he asks me about sex and sexuality advice, i will only mislead him into depravity.

Goofle11 - solid enough music taste, but too sarcastic and snide much. There is of course much pride in my only adoptee that still posts, but some of his posts are just too "reactionary".

mankycaant - doesn't seem to be entirely serious at all and the only one who really "gets" my jokes