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Trollheart 09-30-2022 05:07 AM

This thread is a load of ass, only for those who are really anal about chess. You can stick it where the sun don't shine. :)

Neapolitan 10-03-2022 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2217510)
I just wanna know how someone can cheat using anal beads. Did he use some that are shaped like chess pieces and he slipped one out and onto the board while no one was looking?

You have quite a vivid imagination. I would think that Magnus Carlsen would smell something rotten in Denmark if Hans Moke Niemann did that. So I do think that's what went down.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2217513)
Your move...

Yes reference.

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Originally Posted by music_collector (Post 2217553)
Did the beads transmit moves using Morse code?

It would be a device that would receive a transmission and then using Arduino/Raspberry Pi or something electronic like that stuff covert the signal into a vibration. It could be Morse code, or something simple as a few buzzes. Like two buzzes at the right time that would signal to use a piece like the knight and that would all he need to know - being Grand Master and all. That's what I've heard on YouTube.

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Originally Posted by Guybrush (Post 2217581)
So the top two options are either he never cheats over the board or he always cheats. So sometimes cheats is not an option.

Clearly you're not a grandmaster at creating polls.

The options are just a small sample of all the possible variations. I would have used "sometimes cheats" if I used "he cheats on every single game" as an option, but I didn't.

The one option comes from the horse's mouth himself. Hans Moke Niemann admitted to cheating in the past on games he played online, but doesn't over the board. "Always cheats" would probably be better written out as "he always been known to cheat, not only online but also over the board." IDK, not enough time and space to write all that out.

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 2217583)
This thread is a load of ass, only for those who are really anal about chess. You can stick it where the sun don't shine. :)

This is a good example of "The Trollheart Gambit," where he goes full throttle like Evil Knievel telling a joke hoping not to crash & burn just for a few lulz.

WWWP 10-03-2022 10:37 PM

The title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it - and this story has an element of the experience only being as good as you make it.

Neapolitan 10-20-2022 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2218003)
The title of this thread makes me laugh every time I see it - and this story has an element of the experience only being as good as you make it.

Just when you think the smoke has cleared. OK to back track a minute. Hans Moke Niemann was accused of cheating. Elon Musk alluded to electronic communication via anal beads. Hans Niemann said OK he would play naked. After that naked chess match didn't come to fruition he vowed to sue the pants off of Magnus Carlsen.

Breaking News: Hans Niemann Files $100,000,000 Law Suit.


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