If the idea of crackheads smoking bed bugs to try to get high kills your buzz then I don't want you in my life

Teacher's pet factual corrections kill my buzz. The story was just an excuse. It is a good story though.

What are you even talking about? The "bed bugs don't actually need beds" thing? Lol.

Bro, I know you. You saw a factual inaccuracy you could exploit to make yourself look smart with a fun story and you raised your hand to "Well actually" the whole class.

Which factual error did I rush to correct is all I'm asking. Cause the "bed bugs don't actually need beds" comment was completely tongue in cheek.

Bitch don't be coy, you ****ing loser.

Why can't you answer the question? It seems like you got nothing but "I know you, bro!" Stop being such a pussy and spit it out already.

You can claim the bed bugs correction was just a comment but we both know you're a petty bitch.

So just be clear then. You think I was sincerely trying to inform you that bed bugs don't need beds. I was just piggybacking on your line that the prison had bed bugs but no beds you ****in [***], lol. It's obvious that they don't actually need beds they just live in the wood and ****. Can't believe this is what you decided to take me to task for and then call me petty afterwards.

Tldr you got nothing on me, hoe

Yes I think you are that petty a bitch.