Joe Biden Love Thread

[rubber soul]

They don't want you to know the aliens from Roswell killed Kennedy

[Exo]

Originally Posted by SGR

Biden faces deadline for release of more JFK assassination papers

The US government has continually balked at releasing many of these papers in the "interest of national security". What could realistically be contained in these papers that compromise national security? Is that really just code for "makes our intelligence agencies look terrible/evil"?

JFK was killed by accidental fire by one of his secret servicemen. The US doesn't want that on public record so they're holding stuff back. You'll find official accounts of how the secret service men that day were overworked and also partied the night before. Their nerves were shot (no pun intended). When Oswald started shooting, they panicked and returned fire because they didn't know where the shots were coming from and one of them hit the president.

[Trollheart]

Which made him a Dead Kennedy.
Sorry, sorry.

[rubber soul]

Are you suggesting Jello Biafra killed Kennedy?

[SGR]

Originally Posted by rubber soul

Are you suggesting Jello Biafra killed Kennedy?

Wait, I thought it was Ted Cruz's dad?

Originally Posted by Exo

JFK was killed by accidental fire by one of his secret servicemen. The US doesn't want that on public record so they're holding stuff back. You'll find official accounts of how the secret service men that day were overworked and also partied the night before. Their nerves were shot (no pun intended). When Oswald started shooting, they panicked and returned fire because they didn't know where the shots were coming from and one of them hit the president.

Interesting theory - I've kinda resigned myself to never knowing the whole story. After all, what difference will it make to my life if I knew one way or the other?

[Psy-Fi]

[Exo]

Originally Posted by SGR

Interesting theory - I've kinda resigned myself to never knowing the whole story. After all, what difference will it make to my life if I knew one way or the other?

It's fascinating because even if my theory isn't true, the outcome remains the same. The United States Secret Service somehow allowed a sitting president to ride in an open air vehicle down the main street of a city that F*CKING LOATHED him without any real protection whatsoever and it ended up with his head getting blown to bits.

It's probably something that will never happen again in a major country. At least not like that. Yet, somehow, they're trying to save face. They got no face to save.

[SGR]

Originally Posted by Exo

It's fascinating because even if my theory isn't true, the outcome remains the same. The United States Secret Service somehow allowed a sitting president to ride in an open air vehicle down the main street of a city that F*CKING LOATHED him without any real protection whatsoever and it ended up with his head getting blown to bits.

It's probably something that will never happen again in a major country. At least not like that. Yet, somehow, they're trying to save face. They got no face to save.

Yeah, before JFK - three presidents were assassinated and killed (not to mention countless plots and attempts). I mean, I can be understanding the first time it happens - after all, there wasn't a lot of precedence. Heck, I can even be understanding the second time, as protective measures are still being fine tuned. But the fourth time?! It's hard to be forgiving at that point, 100 years after Lincoln was assassinated.

You can't have me believe that our secret service didn't know better.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by Frownland

World's Championship smollest pp winner 2021: jwb

You sneaky ginger you edited this on me

But at least I'm a champion now

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by rubber soul

Are you suggesting Jello Biafra killed Kennedy?

Oh there's always room for jello!