That's the first thing I've ever heard you say you'd try lol. Might as well go for it then.

@ OH you don't need credentials to teach English in China?

Now I know why you have so many posts.

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SIGN COLLECTION? HURRRRRRR

Love you TH.

You’re gonna get all kinds of answers to that but what it boils down to is getting a work visa that allows you to teach. No matter what anyone tells you from either country if you don’t have that stamp in your passport you’re out of your mind to **** with it.

The Statement of the Chinese Embassy in the United States for Taking Over the Consular Jurisdiction of the Consulate-General in Houston — Embassy of the People's Republic of China in the United States of America

Right now it doesn’t look like anyone zoned for the consulate in Houston isn’t getting ****.

It used to be a bachelors degree and Chinese employer who would sponsor your visa would do it. The more legit deals wanted more qualifications.

The days of just bouncing over with a tourist visa and white face and picking up work are over.

Everywhere always needs more burger flippers.

tfw batlord ends up in a Chinese sweat shop reminiscing about his glory days at Burger King

tfw when Americans wake up to fact that America is worst country in the world to be poor in

and by poor people I mean you dude

you’re just as ****ed as any poor dude in China

I know people from Haiti who would beg to differ

Like there aren’t American homeless freezing tonight wishing they were in Haiti.

Like there aren't Canadian homeless freezing wishing they were in Florida. Doesn't change the fact that Florida is a bigger ****hole than Canada but Haiti is an even bigger ****hole.

Dead is dead dude