Trumpery!

The Batlord · 11-22-2021, 01:19 PM

Taekwandolt

Trollheart · 11-22-2021, 03:59 PM

How in the name of blue fuckery can you be an honorary black belt? I mean, you can be an honorary doctor or professor without studying a damn subject, but martial arts requires you know how to use it. What in fuck's name use is an "honorary black belt"? Stand back! I know tay kwan - take one - tayka - karate! Well, the president of South Korea gave me this, well, honorary thingy and he says I'm a black belt, even though I hate the word black and the only belt I know is the one that holds in my fat gut, but still, watch out!

SGR · 11-22-2021, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

How in the name of blue fuckery can you be an honorary black belt? I mean, you can be an honorary doctor or professor without studying a damn subject, but martial arts requires you know how to use it. What in fuck's name use is an "honorary black belt"? Stand back! I know tay kwan - take one - tayka - karate! Well, the president of South Korea gave me this, well, honorary thingy and he says I'm a black belt, even though I hate the word black and the only belt I know is the one that holds in my fat gut, but still, watch out!

"I know a lot of martial artists, okay, great people, and they all tell me: 'Mr. President, no one has a karate chop like yours, your karate chop is truly one of a kind!' and I say: 'Stop it! Really? You really think so?' - they tell me, 'Oh yes, Mr. President, if war with Russia came down to a kung-fu fight between you and Mr. Putin, it wouldn't even be close, and that's without mentioning how clumsy President Xi is with his complete lack of poise!'. Incredible, isn't it? The fake news might have you believe that I didn't earn this black belt but that's all it is folks, fake news....we're all waking up to it, aren't we? The dishonest lying media tells you these things, but a good friend of mine, great guy, you might know him by the name of Chuck Norris...yeah, Chuck Norris, great man, very incredible, wonderful person and fighter!....we need fighters, don't we folks? We do, we do...America needs fighters! That's why I ran for office, folks....anyway, he says to me: 'Mr. President!!! Your roundhouse kick is one for the ages! There's no way anyone could possibly defend against that!!'. He's great, believe me, he's great, just a great, great man. And I say: 'You really think so?'. He sparred with me for a while but I tuckered him out. Would you believe that?! I tuckered out Chuck Norris ... THE CHUCK NORRIS, just incredible, really crazy, but you won't hear this from the fake lamestream news media!! They lie folks, that's what they do. They lie and then they lie some more and then they keep lying! It's a sad, sad state of affairs and our great nation deserves much better! Oh, look in the back, do you see that? That's CNN! Their red light just went off, they stopped the broadcast, would you believe it? They stopped the broadcast....I thought they were a news organization, but I guess not...I guess not, folks. Very sad! Hey, why don't you turn the cameras and show how big this crowd is huh? Show how big the crowd is! Go on, turn the cameras! Just turn them, pan around the crowd, show the people how amazing this crowd is!.......they won't do it folks. They're afraid to report the truth, these news companies are without shame, without guilt, I've said it before, they are the enemy of the people! It's really too bad, because they could be honest, but they choose not to be, but that's okay...that's okay...."

rubber soul · 11-22-2021, 05:31 PM

You ought to try out for Saturday Night Live. That was pretty impressive!

Psy-Fi · 11-22-2021, 05:34 PM

If Trump Were a Martial Artist

Trollheart · 11-22-2021, 07:56 PM

I agree. SGR that was absolutely excellent. Got the spirit of Trump to a, well, T. Wonderful job. And sadly, probably not at all far from what he would say.

Lisnaholic · 11-23-2021, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SGR

Trump is awarded an honorary black belt by South Korean president of taekwondo - and pledges to wear the full martial arts suit in U.S. Congress if he makes it back to the White House

"Don't give away the farm!"

Notice the photo on the wall? It celebrates the time when Trump upgraded Kim Jung Un from pariah to equal, and bragged about how they fell in love. What consessions did the US get from bestowing this approval on KJU ? Nothing. All America's nuanced -and persuasive- levels of diplomatic recognition were given away, not to the benefit of the US, but to give Trump a photo op.

~~jwb~~ · 11-23-2021, 08:25 AM

I think his policy on NK wasn't any worse than the status quo

The idea it somehow gave Kim any sort of international legitimacy is a mindless hawkish talking point to me. The main grievance is that they aren't any closer to disarming which decades of sanctions have proven isn't going to happen anyway...

Lisnaholic · 11-23-2021, 08:54 AM

Yes, perhaps I was exaggerating, and just going along with the outrage of traditional diplomats without thinking it through.
AFAIK, love letters or sanctions: neither have much altered how things stand with NK. Kim Jung Un hasn't been invited to the G7 summits or any similar international events yet, so despite that little flurry of friendly gestures, it's back to business as usual.

The Batlord · 11-23-2021, 02:04 PM

If Trump was actually any threat to the status quo he would have been JFK'd.

11-22-2021, 03:59 PM	#222 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	How in the name of blue fuckery can you be an honorary black belt? I mean, you can be an honorary doctor or professor without studying a damn subject, but martial arts requires you know how to use it. What in fuck's name use is an "honorary black belt"? Stand back! I know tay kwan - take one - tayka - karate! Well, the president of South Korea gave me this, well, honorary thingy and he says I'm a black belt, even though I hate the word black and the only belt I know is the one that holds in my fat gut, but still, watch out! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-22-2021, 07:56 PM	#226 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	I agree. SGR that was absolutely excellent. Got the spirit of Trump to a, well, T. Wonderful job. And sadly, probably not at all far from what he would say. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

11-23-2021, 08:54 AM	#229 (permalink)
Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	Yes, perhaps I was exaggerating, and just going along with the outrage of traditional diplomats without thinking it through. AFAIK, love letters or sanctions: neither have much altered how things stand with NK. Kim Jung Un hasn't been invited to the G7 summits or any similar international events yet, so despite that little flurry of friendly gestures, it's back to business as usual. __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

11-23-2021, 08:25 AM	#228 (permalink)
~~jwb~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2019 Posts: 4,403	I think his policy on NK wasn't any worse than the status quo The idea it somehow gave Kim any sort of international legitimacy is a mindless hawkish talking point to me. The main grievance is that they aren't any closer to disarming which decades of sanctions have proven isn't going to happen anyway...