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Old 10-23-2020, 08:15 PM   #671 (permalink)
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Your imagination is predictably lacking
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:16 PM   #672 (permalink)
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What about a young JWB proudly telling anybody that would listen about how he's going to stick this thing in his ass?
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:18 PM   #673 (permalink)
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I mean I didn't start off with actual sex toys. You might be surprised to find out but there's no lack of phallic shaped objects for a young man to experiment with.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:20 PM   #674 (permalink)
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I didn't say that thing you'd be bragging about sticking in your ass was a sex toy.

Could have been a soda bottle. Could have been a puppy.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:23 PM   #675 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:23 PM   #676 (permalink)
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I wouldn't be bragging either way. And I would never subject a puppy to that.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:29 PM   #677 (permalink)
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I'd brag. I'd definitely brag about sticking things in my ass to make stuck up homophobes uncomfortable. Always ****ing crying about the gay man. Wah wah wah. STFU straight man.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:34 PM   #678 (permalink)
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Very brave of you. Almost as brave as taking a dick.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:35 PM   #679 (permalink)
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Very brave of you. Almost as brave as taking a dick.


I'm going to use that.
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