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Old 10-23-2020, 07:17 PM   #661 (permalink)
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IDK if I like things in my bum but men are still gross.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:25 PM   #662 (permalink)
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Just stick your finger up there next time you're jerking it. Makes it twice as good.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:28 PM   #663 (permalink)
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If you like a strap on then you like an actual dick even more

Strap ons are just cheap plastic fake dicks. Flesh on flesh is always better.

So if "men are gross" you have no reason not to get bottomed by a tranny, unless you're transphobic.

And if you will do that then you have no reason not to get ****ed by a man. You're facing the opposite direction and submitting to an ass ****ing as it is. If it bothers you that much that a man is doing the pumping then that's just irrational homophobia. Once you start getting your ass reamed you already accepted the most radical part of being gay.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:37 PM   #664 (permalink)
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IDK, I bet a vibrating device feels better than a pee pee.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:40 PM   #665 (permalink)
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If you like a strap on then you like an actual dick even more

Strap ons are just cheap plastic fake dicks. Flesh on flesh is always better.

So if "men are gross" you have no reason not to get bottomed by a tranny, unless you're transphobic.

And if you will do that then you have no reason not to get ****ed by a man. You're facing the opposite direction and submitting to an ass ****ing as it is. If it bothers you that much that a man is doing the pumping then that's just irrational homophobia. Once you start getting your ass reamed you already accepted the most radical part of being gay.
How many plastic dicks have you practiced on?
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:42 PM   #666 (permalink)
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A vibrator, sure. I said strap on which means your standard d1ldo.

You can enjoy having your prostrate stimulated without being bi. But the more you enjoy your ass getting reamed as long as it's a woman with a strap on, the more you would like getting ****ed by a real man.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:44 PM   #667 (permalink)
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How many plastic dicks have you practiced on?
I've practiced plenty. You think I went straight to getting ****ed without practice?
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:45 PM   #668 (permalink)
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Ahhh.

So you're also saying that lesbians that use strap ons aren't really lesbians and would prefer real penis.
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Old 10-23-2020, 07:51 PM   #669 (permalink)
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In terms of texture I would assume they would prefer a real penis over a strap on but they are so repelled by men they wouldn't submit to that.

In their case that's not homophobia but just a general distaste for men.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:12 PM   #670 (permalink)
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I've practiced plenty. You think I went straight to getting ****ed without practice?
Now I'm picturing a young jwb furtively looking left to right as he slaps a di1do onto the sex shop counter as the proprietess raises an eyebrow and he blushes.
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