2020 US Election Thread

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

From Biden's recent speech in Pittsburgh.



Somebody get this man back into his basement!

lol

If that doesn’t win over the stoner vote nothing will.

[Frownland]

Covid has taken

this year

Just since the outbreak has

taken more

than

100 year

LOOK:

here's

the lives

it's just

it's

I mean

think about it

more lives

this year

than any other year

for the past...

100
years

[Lisnaholic]

Nice word puzzle, Frownland: it's like that cut up technique that William Burroughs used to write his novels. You've turned Biden's speech into a great Beat poem.

Yeah, poor old Biden stumbles a bit at times, but I feel his heart is in the right place.

It's strange to me that in most jobs, by age 65, you are considered to be past your best and ready for retirement. But for arguably the most important demanding job in the US, both candidates are teetering on the brink of senility.

[jwb]

Originally Posted by SoundgardenRocks

From Biden's recent speech in Pittsburgh.



Somebody get this man back into his basement!

Lmao

We're so ****ed. Never thought I would actually start to miss Hillary. She might have a wierd seizure moments but at least the bitch could talk.

[OccultHawk]

I feel his heart is in the right place

Is this just relative to Trump or for real?

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by jwb

Lmao

We're so ****ed. Never thought I would actually start to miss Hillary. She might have a wierd seizure moments but at least the bitch could talk.

She was so damn hateable though.

[jwb]

I'm starting to think Biden's best bet is to pull a fake Stephen Hawking. Pay a doctor to diagnose him as a paralyzed genius who can only communicate through a robot voice controlled by a censor that measures his cheek twitches. Then just let him sit there looking cripple while Obama types everything Biden's robot voice says from a van in the parking lot.

[grindy]

Weekend At Biden's

[The Batlord]

I think Biden should get Dr. Kevorkian to be his running mate.

[SGR]

Originally Posted by jwb

I'm starting to think Biden's best bet is to pull a fake Stephen Hawking. Pay a doctor to diagnose him as a paralyzed genius who can only communicate through a robot voice controlled by a censor that measures his cheek twitches. Then just let him sit there looking cripple while Obama types everything Biden's robot voice says from a van in the parking lot.

If that's how the debates went down - Trump doing verbal battle with a smiling Robo-Biden in a wheelchair, with Obama acting as the literal man behind the curtain - my 2020 would be complete. They could either do that, or diagnose Biden with a severe case of COVID a week before the debates happen - and subsequently keep him sitting with a blanket and a hot cup of tea in his basement for the rest of the election cycle.

Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

It's strange to me that in most jobs, by age 65, you are considered to be past your best and ready for retirement. But for arguably the most important demanding job in the US, both candidates are teetering on the brink of senility.

Good point - we have a minimum age to be president - why don't we have a maximum age? I mean - hasn't medicine advanced enough since these restrictions were put in place that it's worth looking at revising them? I'd be okay with 70 being the cutoff.

A lot of people were making fun of the DNC for the song with black dracula they had this year - but I honestly thought it was a marked improvement over their effort in 2016 - folks have short memories:

America take a bow, we bouta show the world, yeah, women are equal now

Oh yes, it aged like fine wine.