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Old 10-23-2020, 08:23 PM   #681 (permalink)
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I wouldn't be bragging either way. And I would never subject a puppy to that.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:29 PM   #682 (permalink)
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I'd brag. I'd definitely brag about sticking things in my ass to make stuck up homophobes uncomfortable. Always ****ing crying about the gay man. Wah wah wah. STFU straight man.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:34 PM   #683 (permalink)
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Very brave of you. Almost as brave as taking a dick.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:35 PM   #684 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:36 PM   #685 (permalink)
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Very brave of you. Almost as brave as taking a dick.


I'm going to use that.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:59 PM   #686 (permalink)
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I mean I didn't start off with actual sex toys. You might be surprised to find out but there's no lack of phallic shaped objects for a young man to experiment with.
Yes but sitting on a chair leg isn't quite as titillating as a full blown di1do.
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:31 PM   #687 (permalink)
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Me showing up this thread after coming home from a screening of Beetlejuice...

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Old 10-23-2020, 09:33 PM   #688 (permalink)
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A screening of Beetlejuice?
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:52 PM   #689 (permalink)
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Me showing up this thread after coming home from a screening of Beetlejuice...

Do you think gay **** is burning down the country as well?
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The city sets up drive-in theaters so we don't eat each other. Tonight they showed Beetlejuice.
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