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Old 10-23-2020, 08:42 PM   #671 (permalink)
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A vibrator, sure. I said strap on which means your standard d1ldo.

You can enjoy having your prostrate stimulated without being bi. But the more you enjoy your ass getting reamed as long as it's a woman with a strap on, the more you would like getting ****ed by a real man.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:44 PM   #672 (permalink)
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How many plastic dicks have you practiced on?
I've practiced plenty. You think I went straight to getting ****ed without practice?
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:45 PM   #673 (permalink)
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Ahhh.

So you're also saying that lesbians that use strap ons aren't really lesbians and would prefer real penis.
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Old 10-23-2020, 08:51 PM   #674 (permalink)
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In terms of texture I would assume they would prefer a real penis over a strap on but they are so repelled by men they wouldn't submit to that.

In their case that's not homophobia but just a general distaste for men.
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:12 PM   #675 (permalink)
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I've practiced plenty. You think I went straight to getting ****ed without practice?
Now I'm picturing a young jwb furtively looking left to right as he slaps a di1do onto the sex shop counter as the proprietess raises an eyebrow and he blushes.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:15 PM   #676 (permalink)
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Your imagination is predictably lacking
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:16 PM   #677 (permalink)
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What about a young JWB proudly telling anybody that would listen about how he's going to stick this thing in his ass?
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:18 PM   #678 (permalink)
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I mean I didn't start off with actual sex toys. You might be surprised to find out but there's no lack of phallic shaped objects for a young man to experiment with.
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:20 PM   #679 (permalink)
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I didn't say that thing you'd be bragging about sticking in your ass was a sex toy.

Could have been a soda bottle. Could have been a puppy.
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Old 10-23-2020, 09:23 PM   #680 (permalink)
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This is just my personality. Blame it on the Cuban in me.
Nah, it's a music banter thing.
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