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As a young man Ted Cruz was drinking Modelo in a cemetery until he fell through the ground into a forgotten crypt. There he beheld upon the neck of a skeleton on a plinth an amulet of pure darkness. Putting it around his neck he became possessed by the spirit of an old white plantation owner and set off to conquer the world.
You can see it in his eyes.
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Born to be mild
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My sex life is my own business thank you.
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Yes.
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2) What if it’s a black woman?
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Heated Oval Office meeting included talk of special counsel, martial law as Trump advisers clash
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Ah, the benefits of a college education huh?
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Cuter Than Post Malone.
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We should eat every politician that made money this year. Like, hunt them like game and then eat them and anybody that tries protect them.
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Eat the bitch.
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