Opting Out Of Parenthood

Oriphiel · 12-03-2018, 04:56 AM

My anecdotes can beat up your anecdotes

Oriphiel · 12-03-2018, 05:34 AM

Anyway, the solution is simple

First of all, slash the bloated military budget and put those trillions to better use, studying all the ways to make sex more enjoyable

Through tireless research, eliminate STDs, and then develop a method of sterilizing everyone at birth in a way that can be reversed if and when they decide that they want to be fertile

Guys and gals can dive in with naked dicks and gleaming clits, no more condoms or diaphragms or birth control pills

Virtually eliminates rape babies and teenage pregnancies, and drastically reduces abortion issues

Vote Ori/Mindfulness 2018, and we will work around the clock to make this beautiful dream a reality

We'll also fund lots of sciencey genetic stuff, so people can have like mutant powers and ****

OccultHawk · 12-03-2018, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Anyway, the solution is simple

First of all, slash the bloated military budget and put those trillions to better use, studying all the ways to make sex more enjoyable

Through tireless research, eliminate STDs, and then develop a method of sterilizing everyone at birth in a way that can be reversed if and when they decide that they want to be fertile

Guys and gals can dive in with naked dicks and gleaming clits, no more condoms or diaphragms or birth control pills

Virtually eliminates rape babies and teenage pregnancies, and drastically reduces abortion issues

Vote Ori/Mindfulness 2018, and we will work around the clock to make this beautiful dream a reality

We'll also fund lots of sciencey genetic stuff, so people can have like mutant powers and ****

will you build me a 16 year old android sex slave?

Oriphiel · 12-03-2018, 07:10 AM

No, but I can get Go Nagai to reboot Cutie Honey

The Batlord · 12-03-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

will you build me a 16 year old android sex slave?

Do you want Ori to use old parts or put it in storage for 16 years before giving it to you?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-03-2018, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

will you build me a 16 year old android sex slave?

Electronics don't last 16 years, silly. Built-in obsolescence.

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

If you can't afford children, don't have sex.

By that edict, you must be richer than Chula.

The Batlord · 12-03-2018, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Electronics don't last 16 years, silly. Built-in obsolescence.

I think you mean built-in adolescence.

OccultHawk · 12-03-2018, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I think you mean built-in adolescence.

Yes sir!

12-03-2018, 04:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
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12-03-2018, 05:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Anyway, the solution is simple First of all, slash the bloated military budget and put those trillions to better use, studying all the ways to make sex more enjoyable Through tireless research, eliminate STDs, and then develop a method of sterilizing everyone at birth in a way that can be reversed if and when they decide that they want to be fertile Guys and gals can dive in with naked dicks and gleaming clits, no more condoms or diaphragms or birth control pills Virtually eliminates rape babies and teenage pregnancies, and drastically reduces abortion issues Vote Ori/Mindfulness 2018, and we will work around the clock to make this beautiful dream a reality We'll also fund lots of sciencey genetic stuff, so people can have like mutant powers and **** __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

12-03-2018, 07:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	No, but I can get Go Nagai to reboot Cutie Honey __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------