Drinking soy milk isn't conducive to fatherhood. Neither is sipping hot chocolate and sitting in your footie jammies and talking about getting healthcare.

Your pessimism and your sassy-ness are combining together to form something truly miserable and I'm in awe watching it happen in real time.

Yeah, well, it's been a rough year, so fuck it. But that's okay. Everything happens for a reason!

I tied my dick to my ceiling fan with string and let it fly

Poor guy. I know you're lonely, but you don't have to be. Hit up Charles.

A man after my own heart. If I had one.

I'm not at my lowest quite yet.

And you're after my dick despite me not having one. Funny how that is.

I'm left at a crossroads here.

This thread is ****ing stupid.

so is having kids

*high five*

You guys can die as lonely crazy cat ladies but I'm gonna have offspring and none of you mother****ers can stop me.

But I can leave my cat at home unattended and it's totally fine.

Check mate.

I leave my cat unattended and it sneaks into my room and ****s and pisses all over my sheets. Cats are pointless and they suck.

You should have kids. You'd be a good father.

I've got eight kids.

I wouldn't mind having kids if the circumstances were right. I'm a normie disguised as a weirdo after all. I'm just infiltrating this place to report to the others.

Thanks, man!
I probably would.
Still glad that I have a few years before I'll really have to decide.

We could find out where you live and castrate you.
Just sayin'.

There's a young guy where I work who had twin daugters a couple years ago. He's talking about how exhausting it's been and how all his free time is gone, but then, when he's talking about his daughters and the funny business they get up to he's got this proud and happy light in his eyes and a big smile. He clearly doesn't regret it despite how it's not without challenges.

:(

Alright

I have a feeling I'd be able to fend you off. No proof of it, just a feeling.

Omg I forgot all about that :laughing::laughing:


That is a curse.

I remember that thread.

Man- I think a lot less of you than I did 24 hours ago.

I measure success in life by how little OH thinks of me. The less, the better.

Dunno, man. I'm a pretty big guy. And not big in the fat sense.
Plus I've got some badass scissors.

I understand and I am a bit ashamed. Let's see what I think once my hormones have calmed down a bit.

Chula's Boston crew will back you up

Assuming their divorced wives will let them out of the house.

Lol at your sig.

Did expect the link to lead to a Frownland album or a Free video or something though.

Yes, my new sig is beautiful

We're twins!

Ori can be Greg.

Nah he's definitely Dharma. I'm Greg after a mental breakdown.

And if one of us is going to become a Scientologist...

I'd praise Xenu in a second if I thought it would get me some ass.

Apparently what I was talking about in the OP has been around for a while and is called "financial abortion."