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Old 12-29-2018, 02:23 PM   #371 (permalink)
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Abortions are done through the butthole, duh.
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Old 12-29-2018, 02:48 PM   #372 (permalink)
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Old 12-30-2018, 05:13 AM   #373 (permalink)
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So that's what I was struggling with the day after Christmas. That abortion was an unbroken 18 inches.
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Old 01-03-2019, 02:18 AM   #374 (permalink)
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The baby's premature
The mother is a whore
Contemplatin suicide, so what you waitin for?
I think I heard it kicking, but that's a normal state
Jam a hanger in ya ******* until your water breaks
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Old 01-03-2019, 02:24 AM   #375 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2019, 04:17 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2019, 04:27 AM   #377 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-13-2019, 08:42 PM   #378 (permalink)
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That's called a child tax credit LOL. Not that you should be getting taxed to begin with [fuck the IRS].
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Old 01-18-2019, 05:56 AM   #379 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2019, 09:51 AM   #380 (permalink)
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Imagine a kid going on a website and seeing his dad made a thread about how he wish he never had him




If you don't want to raise your child, let a real man do it. Step father's are so under rated and are the real heros
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