Opting Out Of Parenthood

grindy · 12-14-2018, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by windsock

You guys can die as lonely crazy cat ladies but I'm gonna have offspring and none of you mother****ers can stop me.

We could find out where you live and castrate you.
Just sayin'.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-14-2018, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Thanks, man!
I probably would.
Still glad that I have a few years before I'll really have to decide.

There's a young guy where I work who had twin daugters a couple years ago. He's talking about how exhausting it's been and how all his free time is gone, but then, when he's talking about his daughters and the funny business they get up to he's got this proud and happy light in his eyes and a big smile. He clearly doesn't regret it despite how it's not without challenges.

Key · 12-14-2018, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by windsock

I leave my cat unattended and it sneaks into my room and ****s and pisses all over my sheets. Cats are pointless and they suck.

windsock · 12-14-2018, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

I've got eight kids.

Alright

windsock · 12-14-2018, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

We could find out where you live and castrate you.
Just sayin'.

I have a feeling I'd be able to fend you off. No proof of it, just a feeling.

FETCHER. · 12-14-2018, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I hope they grow up to become eSports fans.

Omg I forgot all about that

That is a curse.

Key · 12-14-2018, 02:03 AM

I remember that thread.

OccultHawk · 12-14-2018, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Thanks, man!
I probably would.
Still glad that I have a few years before I'll really have to decide.

Man- I think a lot less of you than I did 24 hours ago.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-14-2018, 02:28 AM

I measure success in life by how little OH thinks of me. The less, the better.

grindy · 12-14-2018, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by windsock

I have a feeling I'd be able to fend you off. No proof of it, just a feeling.

Dunno, man. I'm a pretty big guy. And not big in the fat sense.
Plus I've got some badass scissors.

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