Do you have any other material or is this all you've got because you use this same phrasing over and over again. That was years ago.

Sorry I crossed the line, key. I feel terrible.

So why are you still such a humorless slug?

Because you're not funny.

Oh well guess I'll go hang myself.

Dress yourself like a spooky ghost for the Halloween spirit.

No I'll be naked so the people who take me down have to touch my pasty, bloated corpse.

At least wear that Ghostface mask from Scary Movie.

right... that's why you will be found naked.

But how do you explain why you were barely hanging from the closet door knob with your dick in your hand?

Can't. Dead.