Lol

Too bad Xurtio isnt around anymore.

Cause hes a neurologist or something.

It’s good to try but sometimes when it creeps in even though you’re doing everything right it’s so sad. Then you think well what the **** now. Maybe that’s why people need a professional to guide them and a not a ****ing comedian.

*works two jobs where you're surrounded by ****ty people just to get by*

Jim Carrey: Did you try getting some sleep pal? I bet it would help! I like to take a nap when the nanny is preparing my mid-afternoon snack.

Wasn't he married to Jenny McCarthy? What kind of soft head do you have to be to want to spend all your time around an anti-vaxxer?

The guy from Dumb and Dumber isn't all there in the intelligence department? I am absolutely shocked.

It is ridiculous just how well she aged though. I'm sure he can find all the blondes with fake tits he wants but true milfs are still a valuable commodity. Even ones with retard genes.

Not exactly a rarity in California tbh.

I live in Virginia. The women start at "ugly" and age into "wallet-faced burlap sack with hairy moles".