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11-08-2019, 04:06 PM | #1001 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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If we ever actually go camping I'll buy a phone with a camera and take his picture while he's asleep.
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11-08-2019, 04:09 PM | #1002 (permalink) |
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Gheytarded
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11-08-2019, 04:11 PM | #1003 (permalink) | |
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I'll take my dick out first so we don't get banned.
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11-08-2019, 05:10 PM | #1004 (permalink) |
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ftfy
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11-08-2019, 05:14 PM | #1005 (permalink) | |
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Bro it was never funny why are you still doing this?
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11-08-2019, 05:23 PM | #1006 (permalink) |
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Sometimes you gotta keep working these things. It’ll get there, you ding dong sucker
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11-10-2019, 03:50 AM | #1008 (permalink) | |
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you’ll have time to dry out and mope around when you’re old... or you’ll die I drove drunk and drugged up all the ****ing time in my teens and early twenties drunk one night stands no condom all that **** and I can’t even count or remember how many times I’ve been drugged and ****ed up on booze right to the cusp of death **** that was my favorite state of mind in that ****ed up to complete absurdity point
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11-10-2019, 04:02 AM | #1009 (permalink) |
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Vandalizing **** is fun af
I did my craziest vandalizing romping around Japan. One time I lit an outside bulletin board with a bunch of political campaign posters on it on fire lol. Holy **** I could’ve done years.
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11-10-2019, 04:12 AM | #1010 (permalink) |
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On campus one time I threw a rock at a third story dorm room window and that mother ****ing thing shattered like a bomb hit it. I was dead sober too. Right around dusk. Just suddenly did it. Nobody saw me or if they did they didn’t say anything.
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