Worst Way To Die?

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:00 PM

For me, it is probably being slowly crushed to death in some sort of compactor or in the back of a garbage truck.

DwnWthVwls · 06-11-2018, 08:36 PM

or Batlord sitting on your chest and slapping you with your own hands, wearing juggalo facepaint, and repeating "stop hitting yourself".

OccultHawk · 06-11-2018, 08:40 PM

breaking a hip trapped in bathroom

Lisnaholic · 06-11-2018, 08:56 PM

^ That's a particularly fiendish one, Exo.

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breaking a hip trapped in bathroom

^ Oh dear! This has the prosaic touch of genuine old-guy anxiety. Don't worry, OH, that kind of stuff only happens to other people.

I always thought that being buried alive in a coffin would be one of the worst possible deaths. Damn you [MERIT] for reminding me of it!

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:58 PM

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I always thought that being buried alive in a coffin would be one of the worst possible deaths. Damn you [MERIT] for reminding me of it!

Write in your will that you want to be buried with your hand attached to a string that can ring a bell on the surface.

Lisnaholic · 06-11-2018, 09:23 PM

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Write in your will that you want to be buried with your hand attached to a string that can ring a bell on the surface.

Thanks! That would've worked, but in fact I've already chosen cremation in my will. You know, one less thing to worry about....

Best way to go: like a mosquito - you're buzzing around someone's bedroom when suddenly two enormous hands come out of nowhere and it's all over before you know it.

OccultHawk · 06-11-2018, 09:38 PM

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This has the prosaic touch of genuine old-guy anxiety. Don't worry, OH, that kind of stuff only happens to other people

It has all the ultimate despair of starvation and deprivation with your most familiar setting becoming a scene of absolute horror comparable to any other imaginable. Neighbors so close. The telephone so close but all out of reach. And with every noble push to fight out of it the weaker and more exhausted you become. And the horror when the deep resignation overwhelms you and you have to accept that this absurd, ridiculous situation is unbeatable and ultimately fatal.

**Frownland** · 06-11-2018, 08:37 PM

Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

The dude in the three guys and one hammer vid got it pretty bad.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:39 PM

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Something dramatic and long like having all of your limbs broken and being left in a desolate desert to die of thirst.

Or adrift at sea, surrounded by salt water that will kill you if you drink it? Such a slap in the face!

~~[MERIT]~~ · 06-11-2018, 08:38 PM

I thought that dying in a fire would be the worst, but I heard that your endorphins kick in and you stop feeling it fairly quickly.

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