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Old 10-23-2011, 06:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hahaha the title of the video is gold
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Old 10-23-2011, 06:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris is a ****ing idiot, what else is new?
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris is a ****ing idiot, what else is new?
hahaha I just found this video so hilariously ignorant
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Old 10-24-2011, 02:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Honestly if it weren't for the biblical principle of 'Eye for an Eye' Chuck Norris films would never work so...

Good on him.
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Old 10-26-2011, 01:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I mean this is the guy back in the 1980s who criticized films that contained sex and nudity, saying that they were having a negative impact on society......whilst his own films contained excessive violence!!!

Lets face it, as an action star he was always a poor mans Sylvester Stallone anyway.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Damn, I thought someone of Chuck Norris' caliber would have more sense.
And especially after being the only free style fighter in the world that Bruce Lee actually payed respect to after killing him in an all out fight to the death in the movie "Way Of The Dragon".

Norris had a most devastating and unforgiving roundhouse back fist in Mixed Martial Arts back in the day.

He defiantly knows about the fundamentalism of fighting and self defense.

I think that he would make one hell of an Evangelist, Apostle or something in that area. If he ever decided to take that path..
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Lets face it, as an action star he was always a poor mans Sylvester Stallone anyway.
Yeah.. maybe, but in the real world..Chuck Norris would just kick Stallone's ass all over the place in a real fight.

Paul Rodgers has multiple degrees in mixed martial arts, he might give Norris a run for his money?
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Chuck Norris facts:

1. Chuck Norris never runs out of time. Time runs out of Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris gave Freddy Kruegar a nightmare.

3. When Chuck Norris sleepwalks, he manages to walk around the world in 20 minutes.

4. Chuck Norris never drives a car. He teleports to his destination in one second.
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Damn, I thought someone of Chuck Norris' caliber would have more sense.
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Old 10-24-2011, 03:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What are you people talking about? The man's clearly a genius! Who wouldn't want to see religious indoctrination in compulsory education?
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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yeah what he said^
also weren't like a large portion of the founding fathers of north america not even christian... I thought most of them were like deists or something
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