Walls of text are the truest evil of all.

Lord Lare is evil incarnate. Ori has been demoted.

Fuck, that's a good idea.

One of these days I am going to somehow make my way to Virginia and smash you over the head with a chair, you smart ****. You're actually quite intelligent, and I mean that, which is why it's so sad that you waste your time in childish retorts, jokes and stupid gifs, but hey, you want to do that go right ahead. You ever see an angry-looking skeleton coming up to your door with a chair in its hand, don't say you weren't warned.

More wicked than evil, actually.

:pssst:

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If you need an alibi after you're done let me know.

I claim copyright on that idea.
I may make long, convoluted replies and say things you and others might deem childish, but at least I put some effort into what I say. Any braindead idiot can select a picture of a crying baby in response. Not only is it predictable, it's predictable. And so Batty.
Puerto Rico's a safehouse, right?

You said waste your time on childish things, not waste your time posting childish things with less effort than you. Maybe let it go and like take a nap or something?

Yep. After hurricane Maria no one is gonna come looking for ya in this shthole. ;)

I also got enough Vienna sausages in my pantry to feed us both for a lifetime, i got you covered.