Probably deathly afraid of the time when he'll have a fully developed prefrontal cortex.

Are you as uncertain about the existence of Casper the Friendly Ghost?

If the means were available where you could feasibly have a lifespan of a few centuries, why wouldn't you take it? You'd get to see spaceships and all that Golden Age sci-fi **** and get an opportunity to explore the universe.

I only bring this up because within the next ten years you are going to see procedures and products on the market that have some kind of legitimate effect on lifespan. Especially in regards to some the advances being made with CRISPR and over the counter stuff that will eradicate your 'senescent' (AKA zombie) cells, among other things.

CBC.ca - October 31st, 2017 - Your "zombie cells" are aging you from within

Cynicism is a bitch. For all of the extreme ups and downs, I wouldn't change a thing.

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I think you are ****ing ridiculously naive.

Was gonna post about Human+. If I can get the chance to live forever without aging into a crippled wallet then I'll shank any of you for it. But if I can't then I'm not going to make myself miserable clinging to life as long as I can. I'm smoking and drinking myself into an early grave cause that's the way I want to live my life, at least for the moment. If that takes ten or twenty years off of my life that I wouldn't have wanted anyway then **** it. At least I'll have been as drunk as I possibly could be in the meantime.

Besides, I enjoy being The Batlord in an odd way as I find the inside of my head to be a colorful and fun place much of the time, but I'm not gonna front like life probably isn't going to suck the joy right out of me sooner or later considering how I go about living and interacting with the rest of the world. I'm just not compatible with society I suppose, and it wears on a nigga.

And **** having kids. They're great for some people I guess, but I absolutely should not have children and I don't want them to an even greater degree.

Amen. :D

For the record, I’m only speaking for myself. And I have to say I don’t hear many people who actually know me say I should’ve been a father. I definitely wouldn’t want to be my son.

She updated her post. She's happy.

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Nice to admit that your life as a parent has been a complete waste. I'm proud of you.

Bring it!

You seem like the kind of guy who feels really guilty when he falls six months behind on child support.

I really doubt they would appreciate having that picture in this thread.

I didn’t even kick in for the ****ing abortion.

Who you planning on masturbating to, tonight?

I'm proud of you if it's a chick.

I'm also proud if it's a dude.

Life is too ****ing short.....

Ya, cause Music Banter has a 2 billion person membership, and one of them might recognize....

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Which is pretty cheap since all it costs is a kick.

Probably just gonna watch the Lion King after a couple beers. You? Cause I know your wife hasn't touched you in over a decade. Or do you need a Cialis even for that?

hey just saw you guys in the other thread what's up

I'm 25 and 27 because I gave myself 3 more years when I turned 24 to see if anything changes and if not then I'm killing myself. Plus, I can pretend like I'm a talented musician.

I'm not exactly sure what Chula's problem with what I said was. I'm I supposed to be 100% sure as if ones purpose is not subjective?

Cobain wannabe.

I hope you're not thinking about chucking it all in. I came very close to committing suicide at 27, but something kicked in that made me mad at myself, and I didn't do it. So don't give up if things don't change in three years. Maybe something will change when you're 29 or 30. There's always hope out there even if the world sucks sometimes.

Quit pissing on everybody’s plans.

why would I want to die after only making 300 albums

that's child's play

I take life as it comes. If it's a short death then so be it. If it's a long and drawn out death then so be it. At least I'll have a new experience. But all in all, I know that if I make it out that I can annoy you bastards, and that keeps me fighting when it gets tough. Unless this site dies. Then I'll just kill myself.

Your afterlife is gonna be full of Kenny G.

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Well that beats [not gonna give you or anyone else that ammo].

In Frownhell Chula is the better troll.

I just don't wanna encounter any such unspeakable horrors and I know there's none of those in life

i'm not battle hardened enough to deal with any post-life shoggoths

If this site ever turns to show tunes then I'll have nothing left and will figure out how to make cyanide a thing you'll all remember.

I’m going to incite Chula’s Boston Crew to kill me.

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He probably thinks I'm kidding about that cortex.

People told me that for years. You know, for some people it just doesn't get better. After all this time I don't want to keep going for the hope things will get better. Might as well make room for somebody who appreciates life more. But we'll see.

I thought the brain was fully developed by 25.

It varies from the mid 20s to the 30s. And they even think it's possible that the brain just never stops developing.

It sure as **** stops developing when you die. Except maybe in Trollheart’s Fantasyland.

Yup.

Modern jazz is just John Coltrane's brain anyways.

Trying to get personal and cryptic, huh? Found a little hole in my logic, didn’t you?