If You Could Come Back As Anything...
 

Who gives a **** whether or not reincarnation exists, let's assume/pretend it does. If so, what would you most like to come back as? Can be anything (for the purposes of this thread anyway): animal, vegetable or mineral. And why that thing?

i would like to come back as a mod

A mineral. Cause growing children need me.

I'd come back as a mayfly to get that **** over with.

Oh wait, I'd come back as gluten-free chocolate so I'd die inside of a snooty white bitch.

Ant.

A dog with a good owner

I'd come back as God.

You wouldn't want to, for instance, be a supermodel's bra? ;)
Wow. I did not know you liked Anteater that much. I mean, he's a cool guy, but coming back as him? Hmm.

So, you wouldn't exist? ;)