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Old 05-06-2018, 07:11 PM   #571 (permalink)
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The only good thing about Florida is the right to murder people for knocking on your door.
Thank god South Eastern Virginia is lazy crazy people. I don't think crabbers can be normal and that's our culture even in subtle ways. We're civilized hillbillies who respect plundering the ocean.
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Old 05-06-2018, 07:23 PM   #572 (permalink)
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Thank god South Eastern Virginia is lazy crazy people. I don't think crabbers can be normal and that's our culture even in subtle ways. We're civilized hillbillies who respect plundering the ocean.
We cheer on billionaires to drill baby drill because they promised us one free tank a gas a year.
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Old 05-06-2018, 07:57 PM   #573 (permalink)
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Been discussed. It was gypsies.
Yeah, I know that. I was just making sure that Selkies or leprechauns are not the number one concern of Ireland.

So I guess Trollheart's top five groups he tries to avoid:
  1. knackers
  2. leprechauns
  3. Selkies
  4. the drunken mufc family
  5. door to door salesmen
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Old 05-06-2018, 09:51 PM   #574 (permalink)
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Yeah, I know that. I was just making sure that Selkies or leprechauns are not the number one concern of Ireland.

So I guess Trollheart's top five groups he tries to avoid:
  1. knackers
  2. leprechauns
  3. Selkies
  4. the drunken mufc family
  5. door to door salesmen
Other than selkies you got it. I don't know what selkies are.
Oh, and add in those ****ers who keep getting you to change who you get your gas/electricity/broadband from. Bastards. "What do you mean, you don't want a meter? It could save you ten percent on your bills!"
Yeah well ten percent ain't all that much. My gas bill this month was over 400. Ten percent off that still leaves me too close to 400 for comfort, and I'm old and set in my ways, so **** off before I set the dogs, which I ain't got, on ya!

I do have a perfect answer for the broadband guys though. "What speed you offering?"
"Oh, it's superfast!"
"That is a meaningless term. What actual speed, in megabits per second, are you giving me?"
"Uh, I think it's about 100..."
"I get three times that with my provider. You think I'm gonna change to go with someone who gives me a third of the speed just cos you're giving me a crappy phone free? GTFO." Or words to that effect.
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Old 05-06-2018, 10:05 PM   #575 (permalink)
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Who would ever think up an idea that something that comes out of the ground rightfully belongs to everyone?

When it comes to manipulating political language the right wins hands down.

The right makes anything that sells their own. The left is worried about football nicknames.
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Old 05-06-2018, 10:16 PM   #576 (permalink)
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before I set the dogs, which I ain't got, on ya!
Goddamnit if you're gonna do the Mr. Burns schtick you're should have said release the hounds.
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Old 05-06-2018, 10:57 PM   #577 (permalink)
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Other than selkies you got it. I don't know what selkies are.
Oh, and add in those ****ers who keep getting you to change who you get your gas/electricity/broadband from. Bastards. "What do you mean, you don't want a meter? It could save you ten percent on your bills!"
Yeah well ten percent ain't all that much. My gas bill this month was over 400. Ten percent off that still leaves me too close to 400 for comfort, and I'm old and set in my ways, so **** off before I set the dogs, which I ain't got, on ya!

I do have a perfect answer for the broadband guys though. "What speed you offering?"
"Oh, it's superfast!"
"That is a meaningless term. What actual speed, in megabits per second, are you giving me?"
"Uh, I think it's about 100..."
"I get three times that with my provider. You think I'm gonna change to go with someone who gives me a third of the speed just cos you're giving me a crappy phone free? GTFO." Or words to that effect.
all good stuff.

Selkies are creatures that resembles a seals in water, but when on land they shed their (seal) skin and become human. I thought all the Irish knew about them?

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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 05-07-2018, 06:27 AM   #578 (permalink)
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Goddamnit if you're gonna do the Mr. Burns schtick you're should have said release the hounds.
I wasn't. I was quoting something else which I would doubt you're familiar with. It sounded better in my head, as indeed most things do.
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all good stuff.

Selkies are creatures that resembles a seals in water, but when on land they shed their (seal) skin and become human. I thought all the Irish knew about them?

I didn't know about them. I would not be averse to meeting one and perhaps going for some sort of fish supper ... oops!
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