Racism (Yeah, that's right: I'm callin' it!)

DwnWthVwls · 05-05-2018, 06:32 AM

Stop attacking him for bringing up new ideas.. The world needs more new ideas.

**Frownland** · 05-05-2018, 06:55 AM

My dog should do taxes and monks should be our janitors. That's free thought bitches.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-06-2018, 01:50 PM

You usually find the pikeys living in caravans or trailers on public parks or grass verges in residential areas. Obviously this is illegal.

My first memory of the pikeys was when I was with my parents at a pub when I was about 8. I met a kid of a similar age outside who came from the caravan on the grass outside the pub and my parents took me away and we went home. I think they warned me about it.

Then that family I mentioned who got a house on our road. The kids were vicious, Dirty and threw stones at us. At one place my sister lived, I think either the council or the residents had dug around the grass to stop vehicles being able to drive on it and there has been so much trouble over it all in other local parks near here. The residents are really getting fed up with it all because they leave mess, are rude and can be dangerous. It's understandable.

Trollheart · 05-06-2018, 01:58 PM

There are a few problems with knackers (you have to call them travellers - though they don't ****ing travel! - or itinerants if you don't want to get into trouble): first off, they don't seem to be poor. The big knackers families are like Mafia or gangland. They all have **** tons of money. Yet they choose to live as they do. Put them in a house, or a halting site, and all hell breaks loose. They just have their own way of living and they do NOT compromise. At a knacker wedding it's considered dull if there aren't at least three punch-ups and a stabbing! Then there's the ones who come around selling various items you do NOT want, and who will not take no for an answer. Typical conversation:

Door bell rings, often hammering on the door precedes or follows this. Door opens.
"Ah good mornin' boss (they always call you boss), would you like to buy some [insert product: carpet, DVDs, perfume, knife set, pillows etc]? Only twenty euro."
"Ah, no thanks."
"Good quality stuff it is, boss. Cost fifty in the shops."
"No, I'm really not -"
"Fifteen then. Fifteen euro. Givin' them away."
"No I don't want -"
"Ten then. Sure what can ye get for ten euro today? Look at that quality, boss!" etc etc
"No. Look, I don't want it."
"Five then. What d'ye have in yer wallet?"
Door slams in face. It's the only way to get rid of them.
If knackers were salesmen in the real world we'd all end up buying their crap. And you don't want to to give real offence and then have a gang of them visit you, so you have to be polite, but firm.

OccultHawk · 05-06-2018, 02:15 PM

Have you tried not opening the door?

Trollheart · 05-06-2018, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Have you tried not opening the door?

Thing is, you don't know who it is and the way they bang on it, it sounds like someone's house is on fire or something. Always sounds urgent. And it's ****ing always at the most inconvenient time.

Oh, and not to mention: if they think you're not home well then it could be over the wall and try to get in. They are ****s. You're better off showing them you're there, preferably with a mean dog. I try to make my cats look mean. I always fail.

OccultHawk · 05-06-2018, 05:12 PM

The only good thing about Florida is the right to murder people for knocking on your door.

The Batlord · 05-06-2018, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The only good thing about Florida is the right to murder people for knocking on your door.

Thank god South Eastern Virginia is lazy crazy people. I don't think crabbers can be normal and that's our culture even in subtle ways. We're civilized hillbillies who respect plundering the ocean.

OccultHawk · 05-06-2018, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Thank god South Eastern Virginia is lazy crazy people. I don't think crabbers can be normal and that's our culture even in subtle ways. We're civilized hillbillies who respect plundering the ocean.

We cheer on billionaires to drill baby drill because they promised us one free tank a gas a year.

OccultHawk · 05-06-2018, 09:05 PM

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negative state income tax

It’s so Republican it’s communist.

Who would ever think up an idea that something that comes out of the ground rightfully belongs to everyone?

When it comes to manipulating political language the right wins hands down.

The right makes anything that sells their own. The left is worried about football nicknames.

05-05-2018, 06:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	My dog should do taxes and monks should be our janitors. That's free thought bitches. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-06-2018, 01:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	There are a few problems with knackers (you have to call them travellers - though they don't **ing travel! - or itinerants if you don't want to get into trouble): first off, they don't seem to be poor. The big knackers families are like Mafia or gangland. They all have ** tons of money. Yet they choose to live as they do. Put them in a house, or a halting site, and all hell breaks loose. They just have their own way of living and they do NOT compromise. At a knacker wedding it's considered dull if there aren't at least three punch-ups and a stabbing! Then there's the ones who come around selling various items you do NOT want, and who will not take no for an answer. Typical conversation: Door bell rings, often hammering on the door precedes or follows this. Door opens. "Ah good mornin' boss (they always call you boss), would you like to buy some [insert product: carpet, DVDs, perfume, knife set, pillows etc]? Only twenty euro." "Ah, no thanks." "Good quality stuff it is, boss. Cost fifty in the shops." "No, I'm really not -" "Fifteen then. Fifteen euro. Givin' them away." "No I don't want -" "Ten then. Sure what can ye get for ten euro today? Look at that quality, boss!" etc etc "No. Look, I don't want it." "Five then. What d'ye have in yer wallet?" Door slams in face. It's the only way to get rid of them. If knackers were salesmen in the real world we'd all end up buying their crap. And you don't want to to give real offence and then have a gang of them visit you, so you have to be polite, but firm. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-06-2018, 02:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Have you tried not opening the door? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-06-2018, 05:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	The only good thing about Florida is the right to murder people for knocking on your door. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-06-2018, 01:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	You usually find the pikeys living in caravans or trailers on public parks or grass verges in residential areas. Obviously this is illegal. My first memory of the pikeys was when I was with my parents at a pub when I was about 8. I met a kid of a similar age outside who came from the caravan on the grass outside the pub and my parents took me away and we went home. I think they warned me about it. Then that family I mentioned who got a house on our road. The kids were vicious, Dirty and threw stones at us. At one place my sister lived, I think either the council or the residents had dug around the grass to stop vehicles being able to drive on it and there has been so much trouble over it all in other local parks near here. The residents are really getting fed up with it all because they leave mess, are rude and can be dangerous. It's understandable.