Dealbreakers

Chiomara · 07-28-2017, 04:29 PM

I feel like the severe cases are likely due to an infection or something rather than a hygiene problem necessarily.

djchameleon · 07-28-2017, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Slightly unrelated but in general I think people make way too much of a big deal about body odor and covering it up

I have been on dates where the girl missed one of the probably 12 steps required to never smell bad on a 90 degree day and I think it's **** to not overlook it

Idk man Idk animals are not supposed to smell like flowers

People who are always complaining about other people's smells get on my nerves it's very assuming of them

Yeah I am not talking just regular body odor. I mean so nasty that it is smells like fish. Either on her period or some type of yeast infection bad.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2017, 04:48 PM

I've tasted ****s that were bitter and I've tasted ****s where I said girl you need to get this checked.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2017, 04:55 PM

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Seven wise men with knoweldge so fine,

Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart and with wit,

Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

Using a hammer and chissel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

With a piece of red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,

He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Next came a pretcher whose name was McGee,

Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a biker, dirty little nut,

Sucked it and ****ed it and called it a ****.

Poem

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-28-2017, 05:08 PM

Mate

The Batlord · 07-28-2017, 05:16 PM

That's... that's beautiful, man.

OccultHawk · 07-28-2017, 05:26 PM

I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.

The Batlord · 07-28-2017, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.

But you've always shown the heart of a poet. Am disillusioned.

Chiomara · 07-30-2017, 10:36 AM

-Straight women who are very drunk and touchy and vague about whether they're in a relationship or not, (or if they even really like women or not) and are clearly just trying to rope you into what would be an extremely awkward threesome their terrible boyfriend

-People who haven't grown out of their tiresome edgelord phase and don't understand that they sound about as cool and edgy as my racist grandpa who lives in the 1950s.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-30-2017, 10:37 AM

Racist relatives sounds like a thread tbh.

07-28-2017, 04:29 PM	#61 (permalink)
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07-28-2017, 05:26 PM	#67 (permalink)
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07-30-2017, 10:36 AM	#69 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	-Straight women who are very drunk and touchy and vague about whether they're in a relationship or not, (or if they even really like women or not) and are clearly just trying to rope you into what would be an extremely awkward threesome their terrible boyfriend -People who haven't grown out of their tiresome edgelord phase and don't understand that they sound about as cool and edgy as my racist grandpa who lives in the 1950s. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

07-28-2017, 05:08 PM	#65 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Mate

07-30-2017, 10:37 AM	#70 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Racist relatives sounds like a thread tbh.