Same Idc especially for a ONS. Smokers bother me but sometimes I will tolerate it depending on how they look.

The only dealbreaker I have is if I'm heading down for oral and I can't take the stench then it is a no go.

Translation: You wouldn't know cause you're a dirty bitch.

Oh forgot to add:

-Hitler youth haircuts
-Ayn Rand fanboys (see above)
-Being a really, really terrible kisser

Oh well yes that's understandable. Pheremones and whatnot. (After all it makes more sense to just shower and stuff before the other person arrives/before you go out, you would think... So you'd already be clean anyway.)

Wow, Ayn Rand is too left-wing for me.

Don't choke on your red pill.

Btw, free education and healthcare are not a human right.

Human rights are whatever we decide them to be.

Elph

You seem like the kind of dude who appreciates mad pussy flavor. You ain't afraid of the smells, is you?

I'm not a metalhead.

I thought you liked Sabbath and sSayer and Motörhead and all that...

Do I got you confused?

I do listen to metal but I don't belong to the heavy metal subculture. Things I adore: philosophy, metal, anarcho-capitalism, pretty women, money, libertarianism.

I like you.

anarcho-capitalism and libertarianism aren't really on what I consider "the right"

It's not really the direction I think we should go but I'm up for anything besides this **** that's really happening

If you like to metal out you like to metal out

I metal the **** out

Thanks. I think Chiomara immediately wants to kill me.

Maybe, but I can't stand socialism, communism and all that crap.

That's ok

The important thing is to hate what's actually in place.

Sounds like someone that hasn't experienced a truly foul odor from there before.

I live in this world.

:D

tfw it's bad enough to make you heave.

You're describing funky, not nasty.

I feel like the severe cases are likely due to an infection or something rather than a hygiene problem necessarily.

Yeah I am not talking just regular body odor. I mean so nasty that it is smells like fish. Either on her period or some type of yeast infection bad.

I've tasted ****s that were bitter and I've tasted ****s where I said girl you need to get this checked.

Poem

Mate :D

That's... that's beautiful, man.

I guess it goes without saying but I didn't write it.

But you've always shown the heart of a poet. Am disillusioned.

-Straight women who are very drunk and touchy and vague about whether they're in a relationship or not, (or if they even really like women or not) and are clearly just trying to rope you into what would be an extremely awkward threesome their terrible boyfriend

-People who haven't grown out of their tiresome edgelord phase and don't understand that they sound about as cool and edgy as my racist grandpa who lives in the 1950s.

Racist relatives sounds like a thread tbh.

this sounds way to specific to not have actually happened. please do tell.

It happens allllll the time. There are many tales of the straight women who like to string along gay and bisexual women. Sometimes the 'straight' women are just closeted and still have a lot of deeply-ingrained shame about openly liking women--hence their vagueness and hot/cold behavior-- but some are just pretending to be into us in order to appease their straight boyfriends who have been begging them to have a threesome or become polyamorous or whatever and so they oblige due to not wanting to seem uptight or unadventurous. Usually it's the younger ex sorority girl types who are feeling drunk and whimsical. (And there's nothing wrong with that, it's just confusing for me if they get really touchy and try to kiss me as soon as we're in private but then declare they're straight later on.)

It's not as if I'm staunchly opposed to threesomes in general (though any sort of one night stand is pretty unappealing to me)-- I just would rather not have one with two straight people, especially if I were just a novelty.

edit: I'm sure gay and bi men experience this a lot as well.

Faux bisexuality has become a white suburban rite of passage. Unless those girls follow through with some muff munching out them for fraudulent sexual appropriation. Cunnilingus or shame! Don't wash it for them neither.

oh yeah, i can totally believe that. im from a relatively tiny town where most people (unfortunately) still hold really traditional values and therefore i only grew up with a handful of openly gay/bi friends. from what they tell me there's a shocking number of people around here who will go out of their way to befriend them just with the intentions to experiment with threesomes, gay sex, or whatever else.

essentially im now convinced that every single rich older man and woman around here is a closeted sexual deviant.