You're not the issue.

no the issue is the weight of the burden of negging guys

We'll then stop negging guys.

Or they could try playing camogie...

They already do but they call it field hockey.

Charles' fantasies: first comes the negging, then comes the pegging

And then bail on the wedding.

doesn't quite rhyme but still lol

That's permitted in hip hop. I forget what they call it when words don't rhyme perfectly but still rhyme, but it's still a rhyme.

you mean slant rhyme?