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Old 04-12-2020, 07:53 AM   #5501 (permalink)
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Old 04-12-2020, 08:28 AM   #5502 (permalink)
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We need a Bond villain to set off a nuclear holocaust that doesn't quite kill everyone. Only a Bond villain can be trusted to make the right choice.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-12-2020, 08:38 AM   #5503 (permalink)
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Nah, what we need are hostile aliens from another star system to hate unconditionally. It's the only thing that would motivate and unite humanity at a global scale.
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Old 04-12-2020, 08:42 AM   #5504 (permalink)
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Hating aliens got Donald Trump the presidency though
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"The Space Force tells me they're rapists. And some, I assume, are good squids."
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Old 04-12-2020, 08:56 AM   #5506 (permalink)
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I've been told some dolphins have been known to rape

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Old 04-12-2020, 08:59 AM   #5507 (permalink)
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Dolphins, otters, ducks, all rapists.
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Old 04-12-2020, 02:09 PM   #5508 (permalink)
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Jaws is looking a lot friendlier all of a sudden.
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Old 04-12-2020, 04:14 PM   #5509 (permalink)
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Female duck vaginas are actually evolving to prevent rapist ducks from getting them pregnant. It's a bit weird but has to do with the fact that ducks have corkscrew dicks.

Feminist ducks.
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Old 04-12-2020, 04:27 PM   #5510 (permalink)
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*male ducks evolve tentacle penises*

*female ducks evolve multidimensional vaginas*
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