That’s all true I figure.

We need a Bond villain to set off a nuclear holocaust that doesn't quite kill everyone. Only a Bond villain can be trusted to make the right choice.

Nah, what we need are hostile aliens from another star system to hate unconditionally. It's the only thing that would motivate and unite humanity at a global scale.

Hating aliens got Donald Trump the presidency though :drummer:

"The Space Force tells me they're rapists. And some, I assume, are good squids."

I've been told some dolphins have been known to rape

Starting a petition to change the team name to the Miami Rapists

Dolphins, otters, ducks, all rapists.

Jaws is looking a lot friendlier all of a sudden.

Female duck vaginas are actually evolving to prevent rapist ducks from getting them pregnant. It's a bit weird but has to do with the fact that ducks have corkscrew dicks.

Feminist ducks.

*male ducks evolve tentacle penises*

*female ducks evolve multidimensional vaginas*