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04-10-2020, 05:17 PM | #5471 (permalink) | |
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Batman used his wealth to create a cave-dwelling, cosplay family including a circus acrobat who regularly punch evil clowns and startle the police commissioner. Abuse of the proletariat is acceptable if you're charmingly eccentric.
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04-10-2020, 05:18 PM | #5472 (permalink) | |
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And not real.
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04-10-2020, 05:21 PM | #5473 (permalink) | ||
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Yah. That's also partly why I thought last year's Joker movie was lame. They reduced one of the best characters ever into a boring incel.
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04-10-2020, 05:29 PM | #5474 (permalink) | ||
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You shut the **** up.
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Honestly I find myself not liking the Nolan Batman movies as much as I used to cause as good as they are and as neat as it was to see such realistic superhero movies in the wake of all those corny early-mid 00s comic book movies, in 2020 they seem kind of bland.
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04-10-2020, 05:32 PM | #5475 (permalink) |
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04-10-2020, 05:51 PM | #5476 (permalink) | |
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He's a hundreds-year-old eco-terrorist who wants to drastically reduce the human population so that the earth can heal from pollution and deforestation who has assembled a cult following of fanatical assassins that see him as a messianic figure due to his using evil pits of nebulously supernatural liquids (Lazarus pits) that sustain his life indefinitely while also slowly driving him insane.
Except in that movie where he's just an old guy with some ninjas who just kinda wants to destroy Gotham cause it's too corrupt for his tastes and he's Liam Neeson so it more or less works anyway even if it isn't as cool.
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04-10-2020, 05:56 PM | #5477 (permalink) | |
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I'm sure Batman could get Gotham to go green if he tried. But he doesn't.
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04-10-2020, 05:59 PM | #5478 (permalink) | |
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Blame the incel writers.
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04-10-2020, 06:01 PM | #5479 (permalink) | |
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Nah. You should play some Soviet Jump Game with me, see if you can find me.
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04-10-2020, 06:15 PM | #5480 (permalink) | |
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Still on a Chromebook, champ.
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