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Old 12-16-2019, 01:33 AM   #4351 (permalink)
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If man came from monkey, then why is there still monkey? -Steven Crowder

Why is that any time we want to get into a healthy discussion about evolution the liberals never want to answer to the fact that monkeys are still around despite man supposedly evolving from monkeys?-Ben Shapiro

I'm not exactly saying that I agree or disagree with the current theory of evolution that many scientists on the left tend to hold up as fact, there is a lot of convincing evidence to really support this theory. How ever, I can't help to notice that when ever the discussion of evolution and the origins of mankind tend arise nobody ever acknowledges the fact that if man had developed from these apes and monkeys, or more specifically the chimpanzee, then why do these primitive forms of human still exist along side their evolved forms? -Jordan Peterson

THEY'RE LYING TO US! THOSE EVIL LIBERAL BASTARDS ARE LYING TO US TO UNDERMINE THE CHRISTIAN FAITH! MAN DIDN'T COME FROM MONKEYS! LOOK AROUND! THERE'S MONKEYS EVERYWHERE! HOW CAN MAN COME FROM MONKEY IF THERE'S STILL MONKEYS AROUND!? HUH!? CAN'T ANSWER THAT, HUH HILLARY!? YOU THINK OBAMA'S GOT AN ANSWER!? NO! BECAUSE THEY'RE LYING! GOD CREATED US AND HE CREATED US IN HIS IMAGE! I'M DAMN SURE WE DIDN'T COME FROM SOME DAMN MONKEYS!! -Alex Jones
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Old 12-16-2019, 03:59 AM   #4352 (permalink)
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Did JP really say that? If so do you have a link?
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Old 12-16-2019, 06:46 AM   #4353 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2019, 07:32 AM   #4354 (permalink)
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Dave Bartholomew - The Monkey

Yeah
The monkey speaks his mind

And three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they are said to be
Said one to other now listen, you two
There's a certain rumour that just can't be true
That man descended from our noble race
Why, the very idea is a big disgrace
No monkey ever deserted his wife
Starved her baby and ruined her life

Yeah
The monkey speaks his mind

And you've never known a mother monk
To leave her babies with others to bunk
And passed them on from one to another
'Til they scarcely knew who was their mother
Yeah
The monkey speaks his mind

And another thing you will never see
A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree
And let all the coconuts go to waste
Forbidding other monkeys to come and taste
Why, if I put a fence around this tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me

Yeah
The monkey speaks his mind

Here's another thing a monkey won't do
Go out on a night and get all in a stew
Or use a gun or a club or a knife
And take another monkey's life
Yes, man descended, the worthless bum
But, brothers, from us he did not come

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Old 12-16-2019, 09:32 AM   #4355 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2019, 10:42 AM   #4356 (permalink)
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Did JP really say that? If so do you have a link?
I've seen him criticize evolution as unfalsifiable and he's implied that DNA is too complex for us to understand, weakening the authority of evolution since it's only based on what we currently understand about DNA, but I'ven't seen that particular quote.
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Old 12-16-2019, 10:54 AM   #4357 (permalink)
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I've seen him criticize evolution as unfalsifiable and he's implied that DNA is too complex for us to understand, weakening the authority of evolution since it's only based on what we currently understand about DNA, but I'ven't seen that particular quote.
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Old 12-16-2019, 11:44 AM   #4358 (permalink)
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