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Old 08-06-2019, 01:50 PM   #2711 (permalink)
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Yes that would be pretty regrettable

Truth be told I got caught be my mom once jacking off.... When I was like 14... No vacuum... I don't get that

It was very embarrassing and awkward. But at the end of the day, I was just doing what boys do and got caught. It doesn't make me feel bad. It doesn't even crack the top 10 tbh.
Yeah it was one of those bagless vacuums with the clear jugs or whatever you have to take out to empty and mom saw that **** when she went to clean it. Not really sure why I didn't take two minutes to give it the once over after I was done. I was kind of a wild, semi-human animal back in high school tbh. I used to spit on my walls and pee on the floor and for the life of me I don't know why.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-06-2019, 01:55 PM   #2712 (permalink)
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Something tells me you would enjoy this



It's a bunch of stories of childhood pranks by comedian Jim Norton
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Old 08-06-2019, 02:29 PM   #2713 (permalink)
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This is some really provoking political discussion right now.
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Old 08-06-2019, 02:33 PM   #2714 (permalink)
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Did you ever jerk off into a vacuum cleaner, wiseguy?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Yeah conversations naturally get derailed. I haven't seen you contribute all that much to the thread since I've been here though.

Maybe a better way to change the subject to something more in line with what you think is worthy is to lead by example.
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Old 08-06-2019, 02:40 PM   #2716 (permalink)
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Batlord's sucking himself off with the vacuum cleaner speaks to the nature of the sexual revolution disintegrating America's longstanding norm of sexual repression, which in turn fosters unhealthy (and just plain inefficient) ideas of sex and the body. I think the fact that he didn't clean out the vacuum cleaner despite knowing that his mother is the only one who uses it is also indicative of an unresolved Oedipus complex that is similarly driven by the sexual revolution coming to a head with traditional sexual conservatism. He wanted her to find the spunk, not just as a cry for help for guidance in a rapid period of change, but also as a way to establish his virility in the same way that an overexcited dog will hump a stranger's leg. Dogs have dopamine in their brains, so we operate very similarly and what you can observe in a dog you can also see in the young male if you know how to look right.
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Old 08-06-2019, 02:43 PM   #2717 (permalink)
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Yeah conversations naturally get derailed. I haven't seen you contribute all that much to the thread since I've been here though.

Maybe a better way to change the subject to something more in line with what you think is worthy is to lead by example.
How about you read and comment on the article I posted here recently instead of entertaining Bat's drivel.

Here's a link: https://www.musicbanter.com/current-...ml#post2070137
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Batlord's sucking himself off with the vacuum cleaner speaks to the nature of the sexual revolution disintegrating America's longstanding norm of sexual repression, which in turn fosters unhealthy (and just plain inefficient) ideas of sex and the body. I think the fact that he didn't clean out the vacuum cleaner despite knowing that his mother is the only one who uses it is also indicative of an unresolved Oedipus complex that is similarly driven by the sexual revolution coming to a head with traditional sexual conservatism. He wanted her to find the spunk, not just as a cry for help for guidance in a rapid period of change, but also as a way to establish his virility in the same way that an overexcited dog will hump a stranger's leg. Dogs have dopamine in their brains, so we operate very similarly and what you can observe in a dog you can also see in the young male if you know how to look right.
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Old 08-06-2019, 02:48 PM   #2719 (permalink)
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Batlord's sucking himself off with the vacuum cleaner speaks to the nature of the sexual revolution disintegrating America's longstanding norm of sexual repression, which in turn fosters unhealthy (and just plain inefficient) ideas of sex and the body. I think the fact that he didn't clean out the vacuum cleaner despite knowing that his mother is the only one who uses it is also indicative of an unresolved Oedipus complex that is similarly driven by the sexual revolution coming to a head with traditional sexual conservatism. He wanted her to find the spunk, not just as a cry for help for guidance in a rapid period of change, but also as a way to establish his virility in the same way that an overexcited dog will hump a stranger's leg. Dogs have dopamine in their brains, so we operate very similarly and what you can observe in a dog you can also see in the young male if you know how to look right.
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How about you read and comment on the article I posted here recently instead of entertaining Bat's drivel.

Here's a link: https://www.musicbanter.com/current-...ml#post2070137
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How about you read and comment on the article I posted here recently instead of entertaining Bat's drivel.

Here's a link: https://www.musicbanter.com/current-...ml#post2070137
the article from pages back? I didn't realize I was required to respond to every single post even when I wasn't addressed.

You can just ask me next time instead of getting mad.

I will read and respond to it before the end of the day. I'm at work rn so I can't tell you exactly when except that it will be today.
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