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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Goddamnit dude I can’t get two nickels to scrap together
I thought before if I can’t escape I’m gonna eat a shutgun shell but **** that I’m gonna keep trying dig out of this hole. I’ve moved with little more than lint in my pocket when I was young but I feel like I need about $5,000 at this age. I have certain medicine than I need and big ugly holes in my resume... I’ll escape Florida and the south so help me god.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Are hot tubs even legal in China?
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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We joke but there's a real chance it's true.
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