The Environmental Watchdog MasterThread

DwnWthVwls · 10-01-2019, 07:00 PM

Batlords on the sauce again.

The Batlord · 10-01-2019, 07:00 PM

eyyyyy

The Batlord · 10-01-2019, 07:01 PM

But seriously you're a ****ing robot and I'll see your program deleted.

DwnWthVwls · 10-01-2019, 07:02 PM

Beep boop beep beep

DwnWthVwls · 10-01-2019, 07:03 PM

Its not my fault bruh. I didnt ask to be born or have no free will.

The Batlord · 10-01-2019, 07:05 PM

No wonder you do environmental work without asking whether you could be doing more important environmental work outside of a generic "get degree/do science via contacts made" kind of way.

DwnWthVwls · 10-01-2019, 07:15 PM

I dont have to ask. I know i could be but the job i currently have is great resume builder that opens up a lot of future opportunity. Was that supposed to be insulting? Weaksauce Fatlord.

~~jwb~~ · 10-01-2019, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I feel like middle class people with a life to lose put those people through the wringer just trying to get something that isn't boring as ****, but losers like us make them wonder why they even got a degree cause we're just waiting to trauma bond with someone who's not even interested.

I wasn't waiting to bond cause I inherently distrust shrinks. I have ever since I was little when they had to do some MRIs and **** and it felt like being abducted.

I was ordered to go to the treatment cause I was staying at the homeless shelter and got caught sneaking in booze

She was very good at playing someone who was genuinely concerned but I knew it was a job. I could just sense it. Especially since we did group sessions.

I got sober for about 2 weeks and then I went back on the pills. I started attending the meetings high. In the 10 minute breaks they gave us I would sometimes literally run to the CVS down the street to get more, then come back and continue the group meeting and continue to talk with a straight face about what a blessing it is being sober.

Finally I got kicked out the homeless shelter for the 2nd and last time, for once again sneaking booze.

I left the shelter and ended up getting into a fight/jumped. I'm not quite sure which it was since I was wasted. Then the next day I went to that out patient office and told them I needed long term rehab. When they expressed shock at this news, I did my best to explain how I had lied to their face for so long and how I just have a knack at that sort of thing.

That's how I ended up at the Christian sobriety cult.

The Batlord · 10-01-2019, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I dont have to ask. I know i could be but the job i currently have is great resume builder that opens up a lot of future opportunity. Was that supposed to be insulting? Weaksauce Fatlord.

I mean you could have just admitted that what you're doing now is pointless besides being a bridge to something that you think might be actually worthwhile. I think that kind of honesty would be refreshing in the current climate to combat the self-satisfied bull**** that allows everyday people to recycle and pretend that it's counteracting multinational corporate pollution.

TBH I think the thing that turns everyday people off the most is actually just how Disney-fied the whole conservationist thing is presented to the public. Just do this little thing that everyone secretly knows isn't that important and you're good for doing everything else that supports the destruction of the world. God forbid you should be honest about just how intense the situation actually is.

The Batlord · 10-01-2019, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwb

I wasn't waiting to bond cause I inherently distrust shrinks. I have ever since I was little when they had to do some MRIs and **** and it felt like being abducted.

I was ordered to go to the treatment cause I was staying at the homeless shelter and got caught sneaking in booze

She was very good at playing someone who was genuinely concerned but I knew it was a job. I could just sense it. Especially since we did group sessions.

I got sober for about 2 weeks and then I went back on the pills. I started attending the meetings high. In the 10 minute breaks they gave us I would sometimes literally run to the CVS down the street to get more, then come back and continue the group meeting and continue to talk with a straight face about what a blessing it is being sober.

Finally I got kicked out the homeless shelter for the 2nd and last time, for once again sneaking booze.

I left the shelter and ended up getting into a fight/jumped. I'm not quite sure which it was since I was wasted. Then the next day I went to that out patient office and told them I needed long term rehab. When they expressed shock at this news, I did my best to explain how I had lied to their face for so long and how I just have a knack at that sort of thing.

That's how I ended up at the Christian sobriety cult.

You see. Just waiting to spill your guts to the first person.