I'd like to see you try to reach it shorty. You might have to settle for my knees. Better bring some stilts.

You sound like Alan Alda.

Don't do that again.

But I ****ing loved MASH as a kid. Eat a hot, steaming dick.

Please note how unfunny that reaction is and vote accordingly

Sad part is I think youre serious.

It would be sadder if he didn't feel that way.

If he tried anything I'd just shove him to the ground and get a buddy to hold him down while I tear out his catheter. That's how us pacifists handle this kind of situation.

let's give this drama a soundtrack.

Devo - Uncontrollable Urge