OccultHawk

Bourbon straight from the bottle nothing else ever unless I'm at a bar. Then it's neat scotch maybe with a Guinness back. You two sound like ****ing fruit loops. Diet cola or fruit Faygo? Christ. Get a room.

Neapolitan

R.E.M. - Orange Crush (aka orange soda)

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Frownland

I love me some Wild Turkey and good scotch is the best that alcohol has to offer. Still, vodka is cheap and mixed drinks help cheap vodka go down more easily. I can make a mean bull**** drink with pretty much any liquor.

And **** guiness in its muddy but way too light for a stout ass hole.

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Anteater

Unless you've got a Masters I dunno how you beat me in those areas either. Other than your personal opinion of course.

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Chula Vista

I had blood work done a few weeks back and my numbers were surprisingly normal. I'll stick with the status quo.

Not a fan of vodka. If I'm out and drinking it's Tanqueray and tonic with lime.

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Frownland

I just watched this because I'm always down for an episode of Peep Show and realized that it was the episode below that I was referring to. Damned misleading titles.

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Lisnaholic

^ But it makes quite compulsive reading too because they do it so well. It's a slug-fest in which they seem pretty evenly matched in terms of stamina. I think I keep reading because I can't quite work out to what extent they are genuinely angry with each other or are just enjoying the cut-and-thrust of battle.

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The Batlord

This is why I voted for you over TH. On its own this is a slightly humorous statement, but in the context of the conversation it's a nice bait-and-switch I wasn't even expecting but now feel that I should have. A-

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The Batlord

Okay, hold on...

You can take the Southie wannabe out of Boston, but his mother was a dyke.

I'm sure all I need is to hide a tape recorder in your kitchen and she'd do all the work for me along with a toaster to the head she wishes you'd take a bath with so she can collect on your life insurance policy.

A career usually has a future. I mean you're probably gonna fall dead of a heart attack in the next year or so, so it really doesn't matter, but still.

Why would I even bother insulting something almost half a century out of date? It's like pushing an old lady at a hospice down the stairs.

I would, but it's hard to make out your face due to the tomato red, alcoholic glow coming from your cheeks, nose, and forehead.

I just had to look at the end of the sentence to get some ammo.

What the **** is going on with that last comma, bro? You weren't including "all you want" in the list, and yet you don't appear aware of this.

I wonder if there's a correlation between how old and decrepit you get and how much classic rock dick you suck from your long dead glory years. Dear god I hope in thirty years that I'm not telling kids about how Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman made the sickest thrash solos ever and nobody was doing that back then and all that **** they're listening to now wouldn't exist without Slayer even hip hop.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”