The point is that I believe in the free market more than government control.

Even to the point of point of selling $100 bottles of water to desperate hurricane survivors apparently. Awesome.

Why shouldn't somebody be punished for stealing from you? You can enforce laws without oppression necessarily following.

Why would a bottle of water cost $100 under a free market system? Who controls water?

Arbitrary principles > practice in the material world. Got it.

I want it on the record that I'm not the only one completely bat**** crazy around here.

Demand. And the people selling the water control the water. Do you not understand what price gouging is?

The dude with an AK and bottled water. It's also called South Sudan.

Agree 100%. That's why capitalism needs the military, the courts, prisons, the police, i.e. the state, to uphold itself. Capitalism wouldn't survive for a day without an organized institution of armed force. That's one of the reasons for why the state (under capitalism) is not a socialist institution, but rather a public institution that upholds and strengthens capitalism.

The era of "free market" capitalism ended in the 1800s, pal. Free competition is abolished more and more as monopolies grow and obtain control over enire branches of industry and exercise their control over public life. That's capitalism at work for ya.

Idk. Nestlé?

Remember Jans, he's a fan of Shkreli.
Also, as has been said here: there is no such thing as "free market" - especially these days.