The Batlord

Cylinders can't have a height greater than their diameter? I'll have to give my geometry teacher a call.

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Xurtio

Everyone knows the first mages cast a spell on the universe that magically transformed all cylinders with diameters bigger than their height into disks and all disks with thicknesses larger than their diameter into a cylinder.

The trick is changing thickness into height. Very tricky trick if you ask me.

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grindy

I have a theory that spherical objects don't exist.
It's all an optical illusion. Spherical objects are actually cylinders with height equal to their diameter.
Disprove.

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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.

Janszoon

I have a theory that radio waves aren't real. "Radios", in fact, are just containers with a group of tiny musicians inside, and this fact is being hidden from us by a colusion between the "electronics" manufacturers and the one world government.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

ChelseaDagger

I have a theory that gravity doesn't exist. We are all held to the earth by nano-Velcro. We are all slaves to the shadow nano-Velcro industrial-government complex which rules us all!

djchameleon

Hillary Clinton lost the election because she is a cold hearted reptile. That's my theory.
If I ever get the chance to meet her in person, I will ask her if she is a reptile just to see her reaction and body language when I ask. She will most likely say no but her body language will definitely be screaming yes she is!

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Chula Vista

So what happened to PAN?

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

ChelseaDagger

Not to brag, but perhaps my nano-Velcro theory got his gears "rotating"?

Chula Vista

I think he's doing a Truman and sailing off to try and prove his theory.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Lucem Ferre

I need faith to believe in Jupiter...

You know, as a matter of fact I've never seen Jamaica in person either.

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Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.