The Internet and the Tyranny of Hyperbole
 

We are literally way too hyperbolic, the most we've been in recorded history. Discuss this epidemic that will end in bad times for all.

How many more of these "Internet" threads are you going to make, a gajillion?

I enjoy hyperbole nine quadrabazillion times more than every man, woman, and child that has ever been born, or ever will be born, combines.

I see you've been reading your own posts back to yourself Chris.

Profit from it. Write a book that teaches people how to walk outside.

Ftfy, unless you're referring to somebody named Chris.

He loves his post so much he reads them back to himself a thousand times.

So you're that pretentious douche?

Yes indeed, Chuck.

That's Karl to you.

I really wanna come up with a pretentious pen name. Thoughts?

Just take your first name and pick an analog from another language.

Jim

Jim Willahelm Walters it is.

How about Pierre?

There aren't enough Archibalds in the world.

Way too many Harrys though.

I'd say the number of Sachses is acceptable.

Karl Von Trollmeister.

This thread is just asking for a troll. Is this what MB has become?

Religion is the new movies.

^ftfy
This is a hybole thread. Please use hyperboles when posting in this thread.

Fuck off. How's that for a hyperbole?

You're all nerds

He says with a Final Fantasy avatar...

You know what Final Fantasy is. That makes you a nerd

You have the fury of a million old ladies missing out on Bingo night.

Dude that's pretty nerdy. I didnt even know that.

I just realized that the final fantasy dude has a hardon.

God damn it. I can't unsee it.

I've always thought Yorke's avatar was an amalgam of a jawa and Paddington Bear.

Nope. It's a black mage.


http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/...pst16g8gfr.jpg


And what the **** is a Paddington Bear?

With a hardon.

I always thought it was relative of Orko from He-Man.

http://static5.comicvine.com/uploads...95102-orko.jpg

^you would think that, old man.

mordwyr mentions Paddington Bear and I'm the old man?

To be fair, I thought Orko, as well.

Fair enough, old man.

There you go, fixed.

What the hell are you kids talking about?!?!?!?

Pong anyone?