The Crom Thread
 

Crom is Strength. Crom is Honor. There are many so-called "deities" carving up the metaphysical real estate these days, but they are all but mewling babes compared to Crom, who is clearly of a superior stock. Crom effortlessly suplexes such lesser gods and godesses, revealing their inadequacies as they crash to the ground.

Does your god have Strength? Does your god have Honor? Does your god help you to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women? If not, consider switching over to Crom. For more information, solve the riddle of steel.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...conan9a186.jpg

"Crom!" You gotta say it from the back of your throat, both guttural and strong.

Kill your enemies.
Take their stuff.
Enjoy their women.

Death to all infidels.

^ These users are all dripping with true Honor. Crom is pleased.

lol@ http://www.dsbustours.com/wp-content...and-resort.jpg

*cough*

yup

:laughing:

Fck crm.

I'm pretty anti-crime too.

Aww thanks.

Disappointed this thread isn't about the band.

Hey...

Punch a camel for Crom!

I'll sacrifice children to Satan in the name of Crom.

Crom is truly the greatest of deities. And while other lesser gods may ask you to make sacrifices to them, all Crom asks is that you be awesome in all of your endeavors. Laugh in the face of challenges, and claim great Honor!

http://mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploa...conan_rave.gif

Crom has bad a$$ taste in music. Glory to Crom!

Awesome prayer! Kinda reminds me of

Cool knock off, maybe Jobou and Crom need to duel it out.

The battle pleases Crom!!! ...you!

Har! Crom has no use for mirrors! (Note the sequel: Conan the Destroyer is...not a good film) it displeases Crom.

Crom is upset that he keeps getting bumped for other deities!

Would there be a Jerusalem or a Mecca today if it were not the power of steel!..or did they use bronze?

More about Crom!

Actually Crom sounds like a bit of a fu(ker, I'm going to move on to worshiping ZOD!

Crom might have something to say about that!

Well, he'll just have to learn to "Kneel before Zod!!!"

Death to ZOG!

No Batlord no, not ZOG!!! as in (Zionist Occupational Government)

but General Zod!!! as in Dru-Zod chief commander of Krypton.

I said what I meant and I meant what I said. And considering the beliefs of Robert E. Howard (Conan's creator), it is relevant.

Oooohh I'll have to look into that. Might explain why the movie is so macho!

I knew you were just kidden about though, thought I'd have a bit of fun...this place is getting so damn serious death threats and all lol.

Hardcore! we`ll that kind of takes the fun out of Crom, glad I switched to ZOD, please don`t tell me anything I don`t want to know about Richard Donner.

Well the creators of Superman were Jewish, so they're probably not Nazis at least.

Crom! We have neglected you! Your thread view count is low!

I bump this thread, so that MB can once again have true honor.

From henceforth, this thread shalt be dedicated to cheesy barbarian movies.