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Oriphiel 05-26-2016 05:31 AM

The Crom Thread
 
Crom is Strength. Crom is Honor. There are many so-called "deities" carving up the metaphysical real estate these days, but they are all but mewling babes compared to Crom, who is clearly of a superior stock. Crom effortlessly suplexes such lesser gods and godesses, revealing their inadequacies as they crash to the ground.

Does your god have Strength? Does your god have Honor? Does your god help you to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women? If not, consider switching over to Crom. For more information, solve the riddle of steel.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...conan9a186.jpg

Zhanteimi 05-26-2016 05:34 AM

"Crom!" You gotta say it from the back of your throat, both guttural and strong.

Kill your enemies.
Take their stuff.
Enjoy their women.

The Batlord 05-26-2016 11:24 AM


Key 05-26-2016 11:28 AM

Death to all infidels.

Oriphiel 05-26-2016 12:19 PM

^ These users are all dripping with true Honor. Crom is pleased.

Plankton 05-26-2016 12:30 PM

lol@ http://www.dsbustours.com/wp-content...and-resort.jpg

The Batlord 05-26-2016 12:37 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CauNdiVXEAAsLYL.jpg

Plankton 05-26-2016 12:40 PM


Plankton 05-26-2016 09:49 PM

*cough*

yup

Oriphiel 05-27-2016 04:51 AM

:laughing:



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