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Old 09-12-2020, 09:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's the final solution when it comes to Islam?
Call the next Saudi WWE event "I Slam".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-12-2020, 09:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The same solution that was applied to Christianity should do.
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Old 09-12-2020, 09:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The same solution that was applied to Christianity should do.
You mean accepting it as the status quo and pretending that it's no longer an issue? It looks like elph is ahead of you on that one.
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Old 09-12-2020, 05:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Call the next Saudi WWE event "I Slam".
Thanks for recycling the joke I told Sir Cuthbert OBE. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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Old 09-12-2020, 05:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thanks for recycling the joke I told Sir Cuthbert OBE. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Thanks but I never read your post.
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I remember we were having a lot of fun with the I slam jokes when driving your car through a crowd was the latest trend in terrorist attacks.

This here is defo some god tier **** that dwarfs all but like 12 batlord jokes though:

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did you give "Merry Christmas" as your name to the cashier around the time they removed it from Starbucks cups
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In the beginning I was talking more about regular Islamic conservatism... But since me and you were talking specifically about extremism that last quote was dedicated to that.

I don't disagree it's political by nature. This might be an alien concept to you, but how you go about politics can very much be shaped by your religious and ideological POV. E.g. it's never surprising that someone who murders an abortion doctor is Christian. In fact it would be shocking if they weren't.
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Neo pwned elph tbh guys
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Old 09-12-2020, 09:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Nah, you're much funnier than Nea just not when you're telling jokes.
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