The Islam Thread

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-02-2018, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Prayer is idiotic. If god is omniscient and has a perfect plan then why the **** would he change it because you're too sad? If his plan is so epic then I'd say he should be slapped in the face for compromising it.

There was some bitch on Facebook telling people that they weren't Christians if they support a border wall. I directed her to 2 Chronicles 14:7 which, as a Christian, she clearly hadn't read her Bible.

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"Let us build up these towns," he said to Judah, "and put walls around them, with towers, gates and bars. The land is still ours, because we have sought the LORD our God; we sought him and he has given us rest on every side." So they built and prospered."

She copped out and offered to pray for me. I said nah, but you could make me a sandwich if you want to.

Zhanteimi · 11-02-2018, 06:41 PM

I hate the "I'll pray for you" condescending attitude.

The Batlord · 11-02-2018, 10:00 PM

Edit: oops.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-02-2018, 10:12 PM

The multiple wives angle in Islam is intriguing. I guess you could be a Mormon and pull it off too.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-03-2018, 04:09 AM

I would totally become religious just to have 8 wives.

The Batlord · 11-03-2018, 04:14 AM

I'd go into witness protection to avoid 8 wives.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-03-2018, 04:16 AM

Probably how it would end, but I say you gotta try everything once.

OccultHawk · 08-28-2020, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Bruh don't sneak Islam in there

Yeah because it’s such a fantastic force for positivity in the world.

**Frownland** · 08-28-2020, 06:40 AM

Wahhabism is a symptom of imperialism.

OccultHawk · 08-28-2020, 06:57 AM

Wow. There’s different ways to suck. Who knew?

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~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	The multiple wives angle in Islam is intriguing. I guess you could be a Mormon and pull it off too.

11-03-2018, 04:09 AM	#495 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I would totally become religious just to have 8 wives.

11-03-2018, 04:16 AM	#497 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Probably how it would end, but I say you gotta try everything once.