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Old 06-12-2016, 01:53 PM   #151 (permalink)
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If I was gonna make that kinda judgement call I should probably be sober.
So now we all have to wait until a week from next Thursday?

WTF?
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Old 06-12-2016, 02:16 PM   #152 (permalink)
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So now we all have to wait until a week from next Thursday?

WTF?
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Ok. This is a start.
You're gonna have to be okay with masturbating to your daughter being penetrated by me. Cool?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-12-2016, 02:37 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Is every Christian qualified to tell us about the varied interpretations of Christianity?
Sorry, prob should have said, "better qualified than most of us because of his experience."

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Fundamentalist interpretations of mostly passages from the hadiths and some of the quran suggest that music is haram because it is something that distracts the mind from god. Some consider stringed instruments to be haram and do a capella chants instead since those can focus the mind on god. From what I've seen, the most mainstream view among Muslims is that music is haram when it's paired with provocative dancing and **** like that, but most other times it's halal.
^ Much better answer than mine!!
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Old 06-12-2016, 02:44 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Sorry, prob should have said, "better qualified than most of us because of his experience."
Racist.
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You're gonna have to be okay with masturbating to your daughter being penetrated by me. Cool?
No, no, no. The fact you'd be able to keep a boner while staring at this.

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Lol that picture hasn't been relevant for thirty years.
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I'm happy with the current movement of this thread. Tragedy strikes and we talk about boners. It's perfect.
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Is that the length of your penis in millimeters (one and a half inches)?
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Is that the length of your penis in millimeters (one and a half inches)?
3" girth. 7" length.

I'm not joking. Don't hate me.

Kudos on your math skills.
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