The Christianity Thread

[Plankton]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Hell's probably a lot cooler than heaven. I hear butt stuff isn't allowed up there.

Well, yeah but that still doesn't answer my question. Actually, I'd like to know a couple things. I've compiled a detailed list:

1. Am I pitching
2. Is Beelzebub a dude
3. Are there hot Asian chicks if he is
4. Lube

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Plankton

Well, yeah but that still doesn't answer my question. Actually, I'd like to know a couple things. I've compiled a detailed list:

1. Am I pitching
2. Is Beelzebub a dude
3. Are there hot Asian chicks if he is
4. Lube

Getting butt****ed =/= pitching
Satan's whatever you don't want him to be, baby
Probably no lube except for what you can sweat out
I'm sure there are ladies of all races sharing hell with us