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Old 06-01-2016, 09:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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God is still sleeping with his daughter to this day? Is Joseph part of the relationship too or is he out of the picture now?
Mary is the daughter of her parents, Joahcim and Anne. Mary wanted to be a virgin and God respects her vow of virginity.

So there is no sleeping with his daughter. Whatever reason you think that.
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Mary is the daughter of her parents, Joahcim and Anne. Mary wanted to be a virgin and God respects her vow of virginity.

So there is no sleeping with his daughter. Whatever reason you think that.
So why does she have a husband?
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So why does she have a husband?
Joseph was the protector of Jesus and Mary, plus Joseph was of the House of David, thus fulfilling prophecy.
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Joseph was the protector of Jesus and Mary, plus Joseph was of the House of David, thus fulfilling prophecy.
Why couldn't he have just been her friend? And if Jesus was in no way related to the House of David, except by marriage, isn't that a shaky bit of prophecy?
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Old 06-01-2016, 09:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Joseph and Mary never had sex. But Joseph is the father of Jesus. Very interesting. Joseph na Maria ziko wazazi wa Yesu Kristu (Joseph and Mary are the parents of Jesus)- Joseph na Maria bazali baboti ya Yesu Kristo: Joseph et Marie sont des parents de Jesus.
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Yup. She was a virgin and still is a virgin. Equating the Incarnation with sexual intercourse demonstrates profane, childish thinking.
Why would she still be a virgin after getting married to Joey? Isn't it a wife's duty to give up the pink?
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Yup. She was a virgin and still is a virgin. Equating the Incarnation with sexual intercourse demonstrates profane, childish thinking.
Believing babies are magically poofed into existence without sexual intercourse demonstrates shallow, childish thinking.
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Believing babies are magically poofed into existence without sexual intercourse demonstrates shallow, childish thinking.
It can happen, not with humans of course but there is such a thing as "virgin birth" in the natural world.
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It can happen, not with humans of course but there is such a thing as "virgin birth" in the natural world.
No magic there though.
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