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Old 05-24-2016, 06:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"It turns us and our sexuality away from God and toward ourselves"

Well god, I'm flattered, but I never really thought of you in that way. I guess I'm going to have to keep masturbating to myself.
Dude, I know God's technically a dude, but he's omnipotent. He could change into a smoking hot chick, and I'll bet someone who's omniscient knows exactly how to suck your dick.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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